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Oscar Wilde
“Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast”
― Oscar Wilde, An Ideal Husband

Howard Fast
“A mountain still in the distance can appear as a molehill.”
― Howard Fast, April Morning

Dorothy Parker
“The lads I've met in cupid's deadlock
Were - shall we say? - born out of wedlock”
― Dorothy Parker

Oscar Wilde
“What people call insincerity is simply a method by which we can multiply our personalities.”
― Oscar Wilde

Oscar Wilde
“Besides, every experience is of value, and whatever one may say against marriage, it is certainly an experience.”
― Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray

Ogden Nash
“Philo Vance
Needs a kick in the pance.”
― Ogden Nash

Raheel Farooq
“No exceptions to exceptions!”
― Raheel Farooq

Lilian Jackson Braun
“...it's unsportsmanlike to engage in a battle of wits with anyone who is obviously unarmed.”
― Lilian Jackson Braun, The Cat Who Dropped a Bombshell

David Eddings
“Women are almost always angry with us for one reason or another. It's one of the things you'll have to get used to as you get older.”
― David Eddings, Pawn of Prophecy

“Wit to a western ballad’s muse is but sleight of hand to a jester.”
― L. R. Tourmaline

Guy Gavriel Kay
“I suppose being right will have to compensate me for being poor-the story of my life, I fear.”
― Guy Gavriel Kay, Tigana

Salman Rushdie
“The motivations of desire are obscure even to the desirous, the desiring and the desired.”
― Salman Rushdie, The Golden House

Constantina Maud
“Artless acts of trying to impress eyes unimpressed by any art.”
― Constantina Maud, Hydranos

L.R. Tourmaline
“Wit to a western ballad’s muse is but sleight of hand to a jester.”
― L.R. Tourmaline, The Moonlit Knight