Useless Information Quotes

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Bill Watterson
“As you can see, I have memorized this utterly useless piece of information long enough to pass a test question. I now intend to forget it forever. You’ve taught me nothing except how to cynically manipulate the system. Congratulations.”
Bill Watterson

Kami Garcia
“Aunt Prue was holding one of the squirrels in her hand, while it sucked ferociously on the end of the dropper. 'And once a day, we have ta clean their little private parts with a Q-tip, so they'll learn ta clean themselves.' That was a visual I didn't need. 'How could you possibly know that?' 'We looked it up on the E-nternet.' Aunt Mercy smiled proudly. I couldn't imagine how my aunts knew anything about the Internet. The Sisters didn't even own a toaster oven. 'How did you get on the Internet?' 'Thelma took us ta the library and Miss Marian helped us. They have computers over there. Did you know that?”
Kami Garcia, Beautiful Creatures

Molly Harper
“The brain may die, but my compulsion for useless trivia lives on.”
Molly Harper, Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs

Molly Harper
“Trivia monologue. You are so the man for me.”
Molly Harper, Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs

Janne Teller
“He must have gotten all that knowledge from the newspapers. I don't see the point, collecting all that knowledge others have already discovered.”
Janne Teller, Nothing

Sterry Ks
“A car without wheels is useless, A cellphone without a battery is useless, A life without Jesus is useless.”
Sterry Ks

Fyodor Dostoevsky
“. . . you see, I'm an amateur and collector of certain little facts; I copy them down from newspapers and stories, from wherever, and save them . . . certain kinds of anecdotes. I already have a nice collection of them.”
Fyodor Dostoyevsky, The Brothers Karamazov