Unqualified Quotes

“New Rule: Stop asking Miss USA contestants if they believe in evolution. It’s not their field. It’s like asking Stephen Hawking if he believes in hair scrunchies. Here’s what they know about: spray tans, fake boobs and baton twirling. Here’s what they don’t know about: everything else. If I cared about the uninformed opinions of some ditsy beauty queen, I’d join the Tea Party.”
― Bill Maher

“God loves to use people whom others believe are unqualified.”
― Craig Groeschel, Dare to Drop the Pose: Ten Things Christians Think but Are Afraid to Say

“Sandy Hill Pittman was hysterical.”
― Jon Krakauer, Into Thin Air: A Personal Account of the Everest Disaster

“Sandy Hill Pittman was hysterical.”
― Jon Krakauer, Into Thin Air: A Personal Account of the Mt. Everest Disaster

“Now, Clifford, I'm not saying Winston should run, but think about it--who's qualified? That black man they always talking running for president in the next election? Because he gives a good press conference he's qualified? If he ever does decide to run, you know what the first thing he's going to be--unqualified.”
― Paul Beatty, Tuff