Opening Statement Quotes

“This is life, the one you get so go and have a ball, because the world don't move, to the beat of just one drum. What might be right for you, may not be right for some. You take the good, you take the bad, you take them both and there you have my opening statement..sit ubu sit. Good dog.”
― Seth MacFarlane, Family Guy: Peter Griffin's Guide to the Holidays

“Written in the histories of the world are the laws of man, and the wars fought to defend those laws.

Another war also exists, written in the histories of time.

A war fought, to defend the soul's of man...”
― K. L. Burrell, Hidden Battles

“When the defense attorney finished her opening statement, which included a lot of body movement due to the fact that the bar exam that she passed only included limbo references”
― J.S. Mason, A Dragon, A Pig, and a Rabbi Walk into a Bar...and other Rambunctious Bites