Old Liston Quotes

“Ted was a superstar of the dog food tasting industry. He brought dog food up to a standard that is equal to or better than dishes you’ll find in most 5 star restaurants. He was one of the biggest reasons why today’s dogs become so excited when dinner time comes around.”
― Simon Jackman, Trouble Comes in Threes

“The tennis coach slowly moved his fingers towards his friend’s arsehole and shakily circled the rim as instructed.
“Anything abnormal there?”
“It’s hairy,” Butcher complained.
“It is very hairy,” the doctor agreed. “But, although an arsehole that hairy is undoubtedly unusual, it’s not technically an abnormality.”
― Simon Jackman