Machete Quotes

“Wha—what was that?” Heather lifted a brow. “What was that 'hey bro, make sure the blond chick doesn’t cut any body parts off' look? Because I’ll have you know, I’m an expert with butcher knives.”
Tristan pointed at the weapon in Heather’s hand. “That’s a machete.”
Puckering her lips, Heather looked at the blade. “Aren’t they the same thing?”
“I’m going to pretend like you didn’t just say that. Everybody ready?”
― Chelsea Fine, Avow

“I was no longer troubled when he pulled out a machete in a crowded bar, tried to pick up schoolgirls, or threatened to scalp us, then rip off our heads and scoop out our brains.”
― Tahir Shah, House of the Tiger King : The Quest for a Lost City

“You took Jill," I tell him, as he reaches up to hack free another branch. "You didn't even ask."
That gets me a look. His pale eyebrows knit together. "Jill?"
"The machete."
You named the machete Jill?"
"I can do whatever I want with my machete.”
― Tess Sharpe, The Girl in Question

“The sun and the endless hours of swinging a machete in the fields had taken him from child to old man with no stage in between.”
― Judith Ortiz Cofer, The Line of the Sun