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M.J. McGuire
“If Jonah had gone to Yale,
Instead of the gut of a whale,
He'd have a diploma,
A better aroma,
And a nice little condo in Vail.”
― M.J. McGuire
tags: light-verse, limerick
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Stewart Stafford
“Asinine Feline
by Stewart Stafford

I had a kitten, I was smitten,
I was smitten with this kitten,
When I was sittin', it was hittin',
Once shy, but twice bitten.

© 2026 Stewart Stafford. All rights reserved.”
― Stewart Stafford
tags: animal-poetry, cat-humor, cats, epigram, funny, humor, light-verse, poetry, puns, wordplay
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