Cat Humor Quotes

Quotes tagged as "cat-humor" (showing 1-10 of 10)
Robert A. Heinlein
“Cats, like butterflies, need no excuse.”
Robert A. Heinlein

Erin Bow
“Well. I am not afraid. But to protect you, Katerina, I will be discreet." Plain Kate considered a cat's idea of discretion, and was frightened.”
Erin Bow, Plain Kate

Robin Hobb
“The word of a cat is not to be relied upon.”
Robin Hobb, Fool's Quest

Mary Matthews
“The world would probably be better if people were put in carriers and cats roamed free.”
Mary Matthews, Splendid Summer

Nick Bruel
“As soon as I open this door, I'll be free. FREE! No more goofy cats screaming in my face and eating my shoes. No more biting and scratching and chasing me down the street. Outside this door is a big, wonderful world where goofy cats don't turn into furry whirlwinds that hit me on the head with a spatula. And soon I will be a part of that world once again!”
Nick Bruel , Bad Kitty vs Uncle Murray: The Uproar at the Front Door

J.D. Robb
“She set the tray down on the table in the sitting area -- which instantly perked up Galahad's ears.

Roarke simply pointed a warning finger that had the cat shooting up a leg to wash as if a morning ablution had been his only intention.”
J.D. Robb, Obsession in Death

Jody Wallace
“Wait a minute. Wait just a hairball kakking minute.”
Jody Wallace, The Whole Truth

Caroline Paul
“Wasn't growing catnip in one's yard the kitty equivalent of giving candy to children?”
Caroline Paul, Lost Cat: A True Story of Love, Desperation, and GPS Technology

“How else would you be able to talk, kitten-cat, if you were not thinking, hmmm?' said George to his charge.

But it was Francois...who answered:

...'Ah oui...but there are a lot of two-legs [people] who do not think very much at all but who always seem to do most of the talking.'" (p124)”
Jem Vanston

J.D. Robb
“Roarke pointed a finger at Galahad who'd begun his crouch toward the berries. The cat turned his head toward the screen as if suddenly enraptured by the financial new.”
J.D. Robb, Indulgence in Death