Humours Quotes

“A friend of mine once told me that, no matter how much you proofread, the first time you open the final version of your book, you will find a typo on the very first page you look at. Ugh.”
― Hank Green, An Absolutely Remarkable Thing

“Fortunately, a steady diet of dumpster-diving and methamphetamine has left her with nothing but rage to power her movements.”
― Joel Cutter, Acceptable Lies: The Criminal Within

“A pig in a blanket is a hot dog wrapped in a dough and baked.”
― N.D. Wilson, Notes From The Tilt-A-Whirl: Wide-Eyed Wonder in God's Spoken World

“If you think it's bad now, my friend, wait till we reach a town!' He shook his head and brushed at his tattered, dirty shirtsleeve. 'Do try to remember we're visitors-and not welcome ones-if you should feel moved to reason with anyone.”
― David Weber, Oath of Swords

“Falderson," he said quietly to Bahzell in passable Navahkan, "is as stupid as the day is long." He craned his neck to gaze up at the hradani and shook his head. "In fact, he's even stupider than I thought. You, sir, are the biggest damned hradani-no offense-I think I've ever seen.”
― David Weber, Oath of Swords

“A survey was done on people who LIE, but the results were unreLIEable”
― Joseph Julius Bonkowski Jr., "Quote Me" the Book of All New Quotes