Hetalia Quotes

“In this world . . .

It's Heaven when:
The French are chefs
The British are police
The Germans are engineers
The Swiss are bankers
And the Italians are lovers

It's Hell when:
The English are chefs
The Germans are police
The French are engineers
The Swiss are lovers
And the Italians are bankers.”
― Hidekaz Himaruya, Hetalia: Axis Powers, Vol. 2

“It seems as if Americans like to be the center of attention even after they're dead.”
― Hidekaz Himaruya, Hetalia: Axis Powers, Vol. 2

“If you watch a scary movie together, then the scariness is cut in half!”
― Hidekaz Himaruya, Hetalia: Axis Powers, Vol. 2

“Of course, my Christmas is (so much more) gorgeous and romantic (than Germany's)!! And unlike the rest of the world, we leave wine behind for Santa Claus!"
"So Santa-san is delivering gifts to children while driving under the influence . . . ?”
― Hidekaz Himaruya, Hetalia: Axis Powers, Vol. 2

“The Japanese are easily influenced,
Italian's are infectious,
And German's are German's wherever they go.”
― Hidekaz Himaruya

“make pasta, not war.”
― Hetalia

“Man up before I beat you with my peace prize!"
-Switzerland”
― Himaruya Hidekaz

“If you lay a finger on our pirates again, I'm going to kick your ass!”
― Hidekaz Himaruya

“Long hair will send you to hell!”
― Hidekaz Himaruya, Hetalia: Axis Powers, Vol. 2

“Don't worry, I can hander it!”
― Hidekaz Himaruya

“I will kill you, I swear it!
I will kill you until you're dead!

~Switzerland”
― Hetalia

“Some things are worth the risk.”
― George DeValier

“ohonhonhonhon~”
― francis bonnefoy

“You wouldn't hurt a virgin, would you? Where do you think they get virgin olive oil, huh? Don't you think we're pathetic enough as it is?”
― Italy

“I shall now express my utter disgust and anger with you through the piano.”
― Akira Sasanuma

“Hey! I'm talkin' to you, feta bread!”
― Turkey

“Pastaaa~”
― Hetalia

“You're the best gay friend I've ever had!”
― America talking to France

“NEIN”
― hitler ludwig or gilbert idk

“Appearance
His afro is wavy,”
― Canada's Wiki Page on Wikipizzle

“and the world keeps turning.”
― glassamilk, Gutters