Hetalia Quotes

“In this world . . .

It's Heaven when:
The French are chefs
The British are police
The Germans are engineers
The Swiss are bankers
And the Italians are lovers

It's Hell when:
The English are chefs
The Germans are police
The French are engineers
The Swiss are lovers
And the Italians are bankers.”
― Hidekaz Himaruya, Hetalia: Axis Powers, Vol. 2

“It seems as if Americans like to be the center of attention even after they're dead.”
― Hidekaz Himaruya, Hetalia: Axis Powers, Vol. 2

“If you watch a scary movie together, then the scariness is cut in half!”
― Hidekaz Himaruya, Hetalia: Axis Powers, Vol. 2

“Of course, my Christmas is (so much more) gorgeous and romantic (than Germany's)!! And unlike the rest of the world, we leave wine behind for Santa Claus!"
"So Santa-san is delivering gifts to children while driving under the influence . . . ?”
― Hidekaz Himaruya, Hetalia: Axis Powers, Vol. 2

“Long hair will send you to hell!”
― Hidekaz Himaruya, Hetalia: Axis Powers, Vol. 2

“I wish Italy would stop being a crybaby. I wish he would kick his bad habit of wanting to eat pasta everywhere. I wish he would stop getting a stomachache every time he ate geleto. I wish he would learn to throw a grenade properly. I wish his older brother would stop trying to punch me. I wish-"
*babble babble babble*
"Germany . . . That's impossible . . .”
― Hidekaz Himaruya, Hetalia: Axis Powers, Vol. 2