Golf Course Quotes

“I love how golf courses have water hazards. But the ponds feel empty without ducks. I'd like to start a business renting my ducks out to country clubs.”
― Jarod Kintz, To be good at golf you must go full koala bear

“Your golf course is my duck farm. I am The John Daly of raising avians.”
― Jarod Kintz, Music is fluid, and my saxophone overflows when my ducks slosh in the sounds I make in elevators.

“Hidden Valley is a golf course in Springfield. Hidden Valley is also the name of a brand of ranch dressing, and that’s more suited to my game.”
― Jarod Kintz, To be good at golf you must go full koala bear

“Pool tables should have contours, like golf courses. For a novice billiards player, I have a pretty good swing.”
― Jarod Kintz, There are Two Typos of People in This World: Those Who Can Edit and Those Who Can't

“An expanse of short green grass undulated around sand traps and manicured trees. Up ahead, a multi-winged clubhouse loomed.

“Jesus God,” I muttered. “Ninth circle of hell.”

“I think they have eighteen at courses like this,” Andy said.

“Ha.”
― Molly Ringle, All the Better Part of Me

“Golf Courses don't grow on Trees . . . Trees grow on Golf Courses”
― Kevin Kolenda