Dork Quotes

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Ally Carter
“I have to smile. He's such a dork. But I'm starting to realize the one good thing that's happened: he's my dork.”
Ally Carter, All Fall Down

Mokokoma Mokhonoana
“Every single person is a fool, insane, a failure, or a bad person to at least ten people.”
Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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Benjamin Nugent
“I will take a serious approach to a subject usually treated lightly, which is a nerdy thing to do.”
Benjamin Nugent, American Nerd: The Story of My People

Anne  Eliot
“Adorkable. It's in its own category.”
Anne Eliot

Jennifer L. Armentrout
“Goodness, I was already a dork most of the times. I didn't need to be a drunk or high dork.”
Jennifer L. Armentrout, The Problem with Forever

Tonya Kuper
“Nerds don't know they're nerds. I know I'm a... well, I prefer to be called a dork, thank you.”
Tonya Kuper, Anomaly

Sarah Brocious
“Dork," I chastised affectionately. But his cheesy exclamation was something I was okay with. I smiled up at him. His hazels danced with mischief. "Okay," I agreed.

The mischief turned to triumph.

Damn those magic eyes!”
Sarah Brocious, What Remains

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ward schiller

Daniel Clowes
“You were right, everybody hates my new car. Becky said it was a goth dorkmobile.”
Daniel Clowes, Ghost World

Jandy Nelson
“What's your major, Lennie? Oh yeah: Dorkology.”
Jandy Nelson, The Sky Is Everywhere