Bad Roommates Quotes

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Maureen Johnson
“I sleep better knowing that a naked cork-eater is not sneaking around at night, stealing my underwear. ”
Maureen Johnson, The Bermudez Triangle

Kyle Adams
“I already have my bathroom time scheduled, so you’ll have to work around it. Please note the bathroom is unavailable for the hour before each of my scheduled usage times (I don’t like to feel as if someone has just been in there when I have to go). However, for your convenience, there is also a toilet available with minimal wait time on the first floor lobby if you have an emergency and need immediate use.”
Kyle Adams, Dirty Pirate