The Bermudez Triangle Quotes

“I sleep better knowing that a naked cork-eater is not sneaking around at night, stealing my underwear. ”
― Maureen Johnson, The Bermudez Triangle

“Irony is the word I forget the meaning of immediately after I look it up, but I kind of feel like I live in a constant state of it.”
― Maureen Johnson, The Bermudez Triangle

“She wasn't only gay, she was a gay elf.”
― Maureen Johnson, The Bermudez Triangle

“Avery had sixth and seventh and eighth senses and could tell more from the way someone stood or said "see you later" than Mel could if she stole the person's diary and read it cover to cover.”
― Maureen Johnson, The Bermudez Triangle

“I never shut up'
Yes, you do'
Not much'
I could make you shut up'
Oh, yeah?...How?”
― Maureen Johnson, The Bermudez Triangle

“That’s when Steve bent down and kissed her.”
― Maureen Johnson, The Bermudez Triangle

“Look at us, we are the three Nina, Mel, and there’s Avery Shout it loud, then shout it louder Shout it out, Triangle Power!”
― Maureen Johnson, The Bermudez Triangle