Andrea Quotes

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Ilona Andrews
“Andrea raised her hand. “This is the hand that slapped Aunt B.”
“Maybe you should have it gold-plated.”
“Here, you can touch it, since you’re my best friend.”
Ilona Andrews, Magic Slays

Ilona Andrews
“It’s your duty as my best friend to be outraged with me.”
“I’m outraged!” I snarled. “That bastard!”
“Thank you,” Andrea said.”
Ilona Andrews, Magic Slays

Ilona Andrews
“Are you sure you know where you're going?" Andrea frowned.
"Would you like me to pull over and ask that bamboo for directions?"
"I don't know, do you think it will answer?"
We peered at the bamboo.
"I think it looks suspicious," Andrea said.
"Maybe there is a heffalump hiding in it."
Andrea stared at me.
"You know, heffalump? From Pooh Bear?"
"Where do you even get this shit?”
Ilona Andrews, Magic Slays

Ilona Andrews
“Did those nice church ladies come by again?"
He nodded. "I asked them if a man died and then the woman remarried, and then the three of them met in heaven, would it be a sin for them to have a threesome, since they were all married in God's eye. And they decided they were late to be somewhere else.”
Ilona Andrews, Gunmetal Magic

Ilona Andrews
“When I'm with him, I can feel myself getting better. It's like he's picking up broken pieces of me and putting me back together, and I don't even know he's doing it. We never talk about it. We don't go to therapy. He just loves me and that's enough.”
Ilona Andrews, Magic Bleeds

Ilona Andrews
“I got a dog-training book. It says Grendel needs mental stimulation, so I tried to train him, but I think he must be retarded.”
Ilona Andrews, Magic Slays

Ilona Andrews
“What do you mean fainted?
Took a dive, kissed the pavement. Swooned like a southern belle after her first kiss. Had a dreadful case of the vapors.”
Ilona Andrews, Magic Slays

Ilona Andrews
“We don't need teenage bouda sex fiends as interns.
How do you know he is a sex fiend?
He is fifteen and he's a bouda. Hello?”
Ilona Andrews, Magic Slays

Ilona Andrews
“Aha," Andrea said. "I'm going to ignore that you just referred to yourself as 'sugar woogums'.”
Ilona Andrews, Magic Slays

Ilona Andrews
“Would you like to work here with me?
We have no clients and the pay is shit.”
Ilona Andrews, Magic Slays

Ilona Andrews
“Who is Hunter Becker?"
"Becker the Gory? Lighthouse Keepers? Boston?"
"I would've preferred Becker the Easiley Surrendering or Becker the Quite Reasonable, but beyond that his name tells me nothing.”
Ilona Andrews, Magic Slays

Ilona Andrews
“I know you'll tell me to fuck off, but I think Curran loves you. Truly loves you. And I think you love him, Kate. That's rare. Think about it--if he really stood you up, why would he be so pissed off about the whole thing? You both can be assholes of the first order, so don't let the two of you throw it away. If you're going to walk away from it, at least walk away knowing the whole picture."

"You're right. Fuck off. I don't need him," I told her.”
Ilona Andrews, Magic Bleeds

Ilona Andrews
“He glued the chair to my ass."
Silence.
"Is it still...attached?"
"I can't get it off.”
Ilona Andrews, Magic Bleeds

Ilona Andrews
“We can do subtle," I assured her.
"It's our middle name," Andrea added.
For some odd reason Rene didn't look convinced.”
Ilona Andrews, Magic Slays

Ilona Andrews
“Derek, you just don't say things like that to a woman. Keep going this way and you'll spend your life alone."
"Don't change the subject. Andrea is cool. And she smells nice. It will be okay."
Apparently I was supposed to sniff people to determine their competence. "How do you know?"
He shrugged. "You just have to trust her.”
Ilona Andrews, Magic Burns

Ilona Andrews
“Who is there with you?"

"Raphael"

Kate's voice snapped. "I'll be in Atlanta in three hours. Where are you?"

"I said it's nothing major."

"Bullshit. You wouldn't work with Raphael unless the Apocalypse was imminent and that was the only way to prevent it.”
Ilona Andrews, Magic Mourns

Ilona Andrews
“It's not a loup cage, you know,' I told her. 'It's a holding cell. Or safe room. or secure room. I don't think Jim ever settled on a term he could live with.'
'Aha. It's a loup cage.' Andrea cleared her throat. 'I touched it with my finger and it hurt. Is that in case of marital problems?”
Ilona Andrews, Magic Slays

Ilona Andrews
“Are you happy?
When I can get out of my own way.
And the rest of the time?
The rest of the time I'm in a state of silent panic. I'm afraid it will end. I'll lose him. Lose everything.
I've done that. Lost everything. It's a bitch.”
Ilona Andrews, Magic Slays

Ilona Andrews
“Andrea, in less than twelve hours, Atlanta will be full of demons. They will kill, feed, and release more demons. What emergency is more important than this one?

She hesitated. "I'm not supposed to disclose this. There's a man. His name is Roland..."

I almost punched the wall. "What is he doing that's so damn crucial? What, is he building another tower? It will fall like all his other ones. Or did his eye finally grow back and he decided to have a battle to celebrate?”
Ilona Andrews, Magic Burns

T. Coraghessan Boyle
“Pleasure, I remind myself, is inseparable from its lawfully wedded mate, pain.”
T.C. Boyle, A Friend of the Earth

Ilona Andrews
“I have a serious question."

"I will give a serious answer."

"Can a god be killed?"

The humor drained from Roman's face. "Well, that depends on if you're a pantheist or a Marxist."

"What's the difference?"

"The first believes that divinity is the universe. The two are synonymous and nonexistent without each other. The second believes in anthropocentrism, seeing man in the center of the universe, and god as just an invention of human conscience. Of course, if you follow Nietzsche, you can kill God just by thinking about him.”
Ilona Andrews, Gunmetal Magic

Ilona Andrews
“She put her hands over her face. Ah crap. What do I do now? Do I say something, do I not say something? I kept talking, keeping my voice as light as I could manage. Her shoulders shook slightly. She was crying. Fuck me. I sat there, not sure what to do with myself.”
Ilona Andrews, Magic Slays

Ilona Andrews
“Andrea raised her eyebrows. "Look at you, all high-speed."
"Yeah, you'd think I was a detective or something."
Andrea held her hand out. "You'll jinx it.”
Ilona Andrews, Magic Slays

Ilona Andrews
“One day I'll kill him, you know.
I glanced at her. She was deadly serious.”
Ilona Andrews, Magic Slays

Ilona Andrews
“Her face looked like it would shatter any second.”
Ilona Andrews, Magic Slays

Lolita Pille
“Je suis un artiste, et mon œuvre, c'est Moi.”
Lolita Pille, Hell

Molly Harper
“Don't worry about being nervous. A lot of vampires have trouble with this from time to time. It happens to everyone."
"If I was a forty-year-old man suffering from erectile dysfunction, that would be a great comfort to me, thanks.”
Molly Harper, Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs

Cherise Sinclair
“In faded leathers and boots, he sure wasn't a clotheshorse like Antonio, and he was sure a lot bigger. The brown leather pants clung to long legs, and his vest opened over a thickly muscled chest. His neck was corded, his arms solid. A gold band circled one darkly tanned biceps. His face… She frowned. All rough lines and craggy bones, he looked like a hard-edged Boromir from Lord of the Rings. His mouth was set in a firm line. And didn't that just figure she'd end up with Boromir? At least Aragorn had a sense of humor.”
Cherise Sinclair, Lean on Me
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Lauren McLaughlin
“I'm all girl!!”
Lauren McLaughlin, Cycler

“I know 8 know nothing”
bernard russel
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