Sam > Sam's Quotes

“I don’t entirely understand how anyone gets a boyfriend. Or a girlfriend. It just seems like the most impossible odds. You have to have a crush on the exact right person at the exact right moment. And they have to like you back. A perfect alignment of feelings and circumstances. It’s almost unfathomable that it happens as often as it does.”
― Becky Albertalli, The Upside of Unrequited

“We’re sick of hearing people say, “That band is so gay,” or “Those guys are fags.” Gay is not a synonym for shitty. If you wanna say something’s shitty, say it’s shitty. Stop being such homophobic assholes.”
― Pete Wentz

“This is a team of gay dudes, isn't it?"
What gave it away? The pink shirts, or half our team drooling over you?”
― Simone Elkeles, Rules of Attraction

“Last night I was seriously considering whether I was a bisexual or not but I don’t think so though I’m not sure if I’d like to be and argh I don’t think there’s anything wrong with that, if you like a person, you like the person, not their genitals.”
― Jess C Scott, Tongue-Tied

“The single best thing about coming out of the closet is that nobody can insult you by telling you what you've just told them.”
― Rachel Maddow

“You know, your genes aren't your destiny. You in particular. You have what you have, whatever you were born with, but you get to decide what to do with that. There's nobody telling you what those genes mean, what they're supposed to make you.”
― Ann Leckie, Translation State

“Everything is possible. The impossible just takes longer.”
― Dan Brown, Digital Fortress

“Small bitches could still give off big-dick energy.”
― Jasmine Mas, Psycho Shifters

“Men, Cat thought, were such fools that they believed anything.”
― Andrew Taylor

“They ought to put a statement on the Bible just like they put on cigarettes - like, the contents of this book may freeze-dry your brains.”
― Katherine V. Forrest, Murder at the Nightwood Bar

“Nana always said that books made better friends than people anyway. Books will take you anywhere if you let them, she used to say, and I think she was right.”
― Alice Feeney, Sometimes I Lie

“Should I kill myself, or have a cup of coffee? But in the end one needs more courage to live than to kill himself.”
― Albert Camus, A Happy Death

“This video is making me gayer out of spite,' Jules muttered, clear even from the other side of the room.”
― Nino Cipri, Finna

“We're here to tell you what to do if a worm-hole opens up on your shift!”
― Nino Cipri, Finna

“Existence isn’t a gift, it’s a right, Jules had replied. But having to reclaim it every day makes life easier to appreciate, maybe.”
― Nino Cipri, Finna

“I will trade you my soul for coffee," they'd said solemnly. Then, when they saw that all Ava had were Nifty! brand beans from PriceLow, they cringed and said, "Those only get part of my soul.”
― Nino Cipri, Finna

“Derek hesitated; not because he didn't remember, but because a predatory luxury toilet that camouflaged itself felt impossible to say.”
― Nino Cipri, Defekt

“Every world has it's monsters. I've been watching the news and yours is no exception.”
― Nino Cipri, Finna

“It’s frighteningly easy to get lost in your own subconscious; any place you think you know is different after dark.”
― M.L. Rio, Graveyard Shift