Psycho Shifters Quotes

“Small bitches could still give off big-dick energy.”
― Jasmine Mas, Psycho Shifters

“Who needs parents? What are they good for anyway? Emotional support? It’s much healthier to repress emotions and ignore red flags.”
― Jasmine Mas, Psycho Shifters

“Turned out it was impossible to have a pity party while eating warm syrup on a waffle. That shit slapped.”
― Jasmine Mas, Psycho Shifters

“Clearly, mental health was still not my strength.”
― Jasmine Mas, Psycho Shifters

“Good thing at ten years old I’d stop believing a prince was going to come
save me.
I had to save myself. That was how life worked.”
― Jasmine Mas, Psycho Shifters

“New life motto: anyone who bullied me was getting shanked.”
― Jasmine Mas, Psycho Shifters

“The most poisonous vipers were the most beautiful”
― Jasmine Mas, Psycho Shifters

“That shit slapped. I tucked a few waffles in my pants for later.”
― Jasmine Mas, Psycho Shifters

“Don’t be a little bitch.”
― Jasmine Mas, Psycho Shifters

“He needed serious psychological help.”
― Jasmine Mas, Psycho Shifters

“While I sat on the toilet, my intestines screamed in agony as I suffered ballistic diarrhea.”
― Jasmine Mas, Psycho Shifters

“Suddenly, I wished I were fucking dead. Who cared if I was a virgin? Abstinence was cool.”
― Jasmine Mas, Psycho Shifters

“Mentally, I slapped myself. Small bitches could still give off big-dick energy.”
― Jasmine Mas, Psycho Shifters

“every cell in my body was screaming in agony and trying to mutiny against the captain. I was the captain.”
― Jasmine Mas, Psycho Shifters

“The fact that I don’t have a dick doesn’t mean I’m any less likely to slit your throats if you treat me like shit. I can learn to piss standing up too, fuckers.”
― Jasmine Mas, Psycho Shifters

“New life motto: anyone who bullied me was getting shanked. Hard.”
― Jasmine Mas, Psycho Shifters

“Plus, I was never going to enter into a relationship; zero sexual experience ensured that. If I were in a league, it would be called “scrawny chicks with homicidal voices and general unwellness.”
― Jasmine Mas, Psycho Shifters

“I tucked a few waffles in my pants for later.”
― Jasmine Mas, Psycho Shifters

“Why did you cut out his tongue?” he asked, and his breath was warm against my ear. “Because he was spewing shit.”
― Jasmine Mas, Psycho Shifters

“If I were in a league, it would be called “scrawny chicks with homicidal voices and general unwellness.”
― Jasmine Mas, Psycho Shifters

“I was going to have to go into my first battle without the numb. Without a shifter form. With a gun I didn’t know how to use and nothing else.
Ninety-nine percent chance I was dead. The one percent was divine intervention.”
― Jasmine Mas, Psycho Shifters

“Where the fuck am I?” My broken voice was loud and rough, and my dry throat made me cough.
I crossed my fingers behind my back and prayed he wouldn’t say the afterworld, because I was not psychologically prepared to be dead.
Sure, my life sucked, but you know what also sucked? Dying when you were still a virgin. That was just embarrassing.”
― Jasmine Mas, Psycho Shifters

“I’d never pretended to be completely sane, mentally well, physically well, or spiritually well. In summary, I was unwell.”
― Jasmine Mas, Psycho Shifters

“Over the years, Dick had becomme increasingly onery and irrational, which was impressive because he'd started out as a violent piece of shit. Personal growth was not his strength.”
― Jasmine Mas, Psycho Shifters

“I think I just got fingered in the ass?” Aran whispered in horror,”
― Jasmine Mas, Psycho Shifters

“Part of me was flattered that they thought they needed that much firepower to take me down. A larger part of me wanted to pee my pants and start crying like a baby. Because someone had dumped my skinny ass on the front lawn of a fortress.”
― Jasmine Mas, Psycho Shifters

“My recent plan had been to feed the rats in my room so much stolen cheese that they would band together into a small army.”
― Jasmine Mas, Psycho Shifters

“Look like shit, feel like bigger shit," I said to the mirror and gave myself a thumbs up. I turned to walk to lunch - and fell over.”
― Jasmine Mas, Psycho Shifters

“Rationally, it didn't matter, and I was a bad bitch who didn't need a man. Irrationally, I was a woman who wanted to get railed and told I was pretty.”
― Jasmine Mas, Psycho Shifters

“My stomach actually growled with hunger, and my cheeks heated slightly. I wasn’t hungry for food.”
― Jasmine Mas, Psycho Shifters