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  • #1
    Steven Wright
    “Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.”
    Steven Wright

  • #2
    George Carlin
    “Atheism is a non-prophet organization.”
    George Carlin

  • #3
    Charles Bukowski
    “Do you hate people?”

    “I don't hate them...I just feel better when they're not around.”
    Charles Bukowski, Barfly

  • #4
    George Carlin
    “Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.”
    George Carlin

  • #5
    Bertrand Russell
    “The secret of happiness is to face the fact that the world is horrible, horrible, horrible.”
    Betrand Russell

  • #6
    Thomas Wolfe
    “The whole conviction of my life now rests upon the belief that loneliness, far from being a rare and curious phenomenon, peculiar to myself and to a few other solitary men, is the central and inevitable fact of human existence.”
    Thomas Wolfe, God's Lonely Man

  • #7
    John   Waters
    “Contemporary art hates you.”
    John Waters

  • #8
    John   Waters
    “If you go home with somebody, and they don't have books, don't fuck 'em!”
    John Waters

  • #9
    Demetri Martin
    “100% of the people who give 110% do not understand math.”
    Demetri Martin, This is a Book
    tags: humor

  • #10
    Alec Guinness
    “A refurbished Star Wars is on somewhere or everywhere. I have no intention of revisiting any galaxy. I shrivel inside each time it is mentioned. Twenty years ago, when the film was first shown, it had a freshness, also a sense of moral good and fun. Then I began to be uneasy at the influence it might be having. The first bad penny dropped in San Francisco when a sweet-faced boy of twelve told me proudly that he had seen Star Wars over a hundred times. His elegant mother nodded with approval. Looking into the boy's eyes I thought I detected little star-shells of madness beginning to form and I guessed that one day they would explode.

    'I would love you to do something for me,' I said.

    'Anything! Anything!' the boy said rapturously.

    'You won't like what I'm going to ask you to do,' I said.

    'Anything, sir, anything!'

    'Well,' I said, 'do you think you could promise never to see Star Wars again?'

    He burst into tears. His mother drew herself up to an immense height. 'What a dreadful thing to say to a child!' she barked, and dragged the poor kid away. Maybe she was right but I just hope the lad, now in his thirties, is not living in a fantasy world of secondhand, childish banalities.”
    Alec Guinness, A Positively Final Appearance

  • #11
    Werner Herzog
    “Taking a close look at - at what's around us there - there is some sort of a harmony. It is the harmony of... overwhelming and collective murder. And we in comparison to the articulate vileness and baseness and obscenity of all this jungle - Uh, we in comparison to that enormous articulation - we only sound and look like badly pronounced and half-finished sentences out of a stupid suburban... novel... a cheap novel. We have to become humble in front of this overwhelming misery and overwhelming fornication... overwhelming growth and overwhelming lack of order. Even the - the stars up here in the - in the sky look like a mess. There is no harmony in the universe. We have to get acquainted to this idea that there is no real harmony as we have conceived it. But when I say this, I say this all full of admiration for the jungle. It is not that I hate it, I love it. I love it very much. But I love it against my better judgment.”
    Werner Herzog, Burden of Dreams



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