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  • #1
    Jarod Kintz
    “My father went AWOL the day I got dishonorably discharged from his penis.
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    Jarod Kintz, $3.33

  • #2
    David Sedaris
    “It's astonishing the amount of time that certain straight people devote to gay sex - trying to determine what goes where and how often. They can't imagine any system outside their own, and seem obsessed with the idea of roles, both in bed and out of it. Who calls whom a bitch? Who cries harder when the cat dies? Which one spends the most time in the bathroom? I guess they think that it's that cut-and-dried, though of course it's not. Hugh might do the cooking, and actually wear an apron while he's at it, but he also chops the firewood, repairs the hot-water heater, and could tear off my arm with no more effort than it takes to uproot a dandelion.”
    David Sedaris, When You Are Engulfed in Flames

  • #3
    P.C. Cast
    “Gender preference does not define you. Your spirit defines you.”
    P.C. Cast, Awakened
    tags: gay, lgbt

  • #4
    Rachel Maddow
    “The single best thing about coming out of the closet is that nobody can insult you by telling you what you've just told them.”
    Rachel Maddow

  • #5
    Rita Mae Brown
    “The only queer people are those who don't love anybody.”
    Rita Mae Brown

  • #6
    “Cut the ending. Revise the script. The man of her dreams is a girl.”
    Julie Anne Peters, Keeping You a Secret

  • #7
    Al Pacino
    “I don’t understand the hatred and fear of gays and bisexuals and lesbians…
    it’s a concept I honestly cannot grasp. To me, it’s not who you love…
    a man, a woman, what have you…
    it’s the fact that you love. That is all that truly matters.”
    Al Pacino, Al Pacino

  • #8
    Holly Black
    “Yeah, the whole family knows. It's no big deal. One night at dinner I said, 'Mom, you know the forbidden love that Spock has for Kirk? Well, me too.' It was easier for her to understand that way.”
    Holly Black, Tithe

  • #9
    L. Frank Baum
    “You have some queer friends, Dorothy,' she said.

    The queerness doesn't matter, so long as they're friends,' was the answer”
    L. Frank Baum, The Road to Oz

  • #10
    “In the beginning there was nothing. God said, ‘Let there be light!’ And there was light. There was still nothing, but you could see it a whole lot better. ”
    Ellen DeGeneres

  • #11
    “If you want to test cosmetics, why do it on some poor animal who hasn't done anything? They should use prisoners who have been convicted of murder or rape instead. So, rather than seeing if perfume irritates a bunny rabbit's eyes, they should throw it in Charles Manson's eyes and ask him if it hurts.”
    Ellen DeGeneres, My Point... And I Do Have One

  • #12
    “I think they should have a Barbie with a buzz cut.”
    Ellen DeGeneres

  • #13
    “The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing - and then marry him.”
    Cher

  • #14
    Cheris Kramarae
    “Feminism is the radical notion that women are human beings.”
    Cheris Kramarae

  • #15
    Betty Friedan
    “No woman gets an orgasm from shining the kitchen floor. ”
    Betty Friedan

  • #16
    “The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it. ”
    Roseanne Barr

  • #18
    Jarod Kintz
    “It’s absolutely unfair for women to say that guys only want one thing: sex. We also want food.”
    Jarod Kintz, $3.33

  • #19
    Mae West
    “Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.”
    Mae West, The Wit and Wisdom of Mae West

  • #20
    Conan O'Brien
    “A study in the Washington Post says that women have
    better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the
    authors of that study: 'Duh.”
    Conan O'Brien

  • #21
    Patricia Briggs
    “Women are the bloodthirsty sex," said Ric sadly. "We get the reputation, but it is only because the women stand behind us, and say, 'Kill it. Squish it.”
    Patricia Briggs, Hunting Ground

  • #22
    Alice Walker
    “The animals of the world exist for their own reasons. They were not made for humans any more than black people were made for white, or women created for men.”
    Alice Walker

  • #23
    Irina Dunn
    “A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.”
    Irina Dunn

  • #24
    Gilda Radner
    “I'd much rather be a woman than a man. Women can cry, they can wear cute clothes, and they are the first to be rescued off of sinking ships.”
    Gilda Radner

  • #25
    Margaret Atwood
    “We still think of a powerful man as a born leader and a powerful woman as an anomaly.”
    Margaret Atwood

  • #26
    “Some guy said to me: Don't you think you're too old to sing rock n' roll?

    I said: You'd better check with Mick Jagger.”
    Cher

  • #28
    John Mayer
    “Life is like a box of crayons. Most people are the 8 color boxes, but what you're really looking for are the 64 color boxes with the sharpeners on the back. I fancy myself to be a 64 color box, though I've got a few missing. It's okay though, because I've got some more vibrant colors like periwinkle at my disposal. I have a bit of a problem though in that I can only meet the 8 color boxes. Does anyone else have that problem? I mean there are so many different colors of life, of feeling, of articulation. So when I meet someone who's an 8 color type...I'm like, hey girl, Magenta! and she's like, oh, you mean purple! and she goes off on her purple thing, and I'm like, no I want Magenta!”
    John Mayer

  • #29
    Nancy Garden
    “There’s a Greek legend—no, it’s in something Plato wrote—about how true lovers are really two halves of the same person. It says that people wander around searching for their other half, and when they find him or her, they are finally whole and perfect. The thing that gets me is that the story says that originally all people were really pairs of people, joined back to back, and that some of the pairs were man and man, some woman and woman, and others man and woman. What happened was that all of these double people went to war with the gods, and the gods, to punish them, split them all in two. That’s why some lovers are heterosexual and some are homosexual, female and female, or male and male.”
    Nancy Garden, Annie on My Mind

  • #30
    “The best thing about coming out is, it's totally liberating. You feel like you've made this incredible discovery about yourself and you want to share it and be open and honest and not spend all your time wondering how is this person going to react, or should I be careful around this person, or what will the neighbors say? And it's more. It's about getting past the question of what's wrong with me, to knowing there's nothing wrong, that you were born this way. You're a normal person and a beautiful person and you should be proud of who you are. You deserve to live with dignity and show people your pride.”
    Julie Anne Peters, Keeping You a Secret

  • #31
    J.K. Rowling
    “It matters not what someone is born, but what they grow to be.”
    J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

  • #32
    J.K. Rowling
    “We're all human, aren't we? Every human life is worth the same, and worth saving.”
    J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows



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