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  • #1
    Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
    “We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be.”
    Kurt Vonnegut, Mother Night

  • #2
    Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
    “I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different.”
    Kurt Vonnegut, A Man Without a Country

  • #3
    “You’ve got to sing like you don’t need the money,
    Love like you’ll never get hurt.
    You’ve got to dance like nobody’s watchin’.”
    Richard Leigh, Come from the Heart Sheet Music

  • #4
    Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
    “A purpose of human life, no matter who is controlling it, is to love whoever is around to be loved.”
    Kurt Vonnegut, The Sirens of Titan

  • #5
    Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
    “Just because you can read, write and do a little math, doesn't mean that you're entitled to conquer the universe.”
    Kurt Vonnegut, Hocus Pocus

  • #6
    Woody Allen
    “I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.”
    Woody Allen

  • #7
    Woody Allen
    “I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.”
    Woody Allen

  • #8
    Woody Allen
    “To you, I'm an atheist.
    To God, I'm the loyal opposition.”
    Woody Allen

  • #9
    Woody Allen
    “Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.”
    Woody Allen

  • #10
    Woody Allen
    “If it turns out that there is a God...the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever.”
    Woody Allen

  • #11
    Woody Allen
    “Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.”
    Woody Allen

  • #12
    Woody Allen
    “Eighty percent of success is showing up.”
    Woody Allen

  • #13
    Douglas Adams
    “I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.”
    Douglas Adams, The Salmon of Doubt: Hitchhiking the Galaxy One Last Time

  • #14
    Douglas Adams
    “I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.”
    Douglas Adams, The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul

  • #15
    Groucho Marx
    “Those are my principles, and if you don't like them...well I have others.”
    Groucho Marx

  • #16
    Albert Einstein
    “Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.”
    Albert Einstein

  • #17
    Albert Einstein
    “If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called research, would it?”
    Albert Einstein

  • #18
    John Cage
    “I can't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones.”
    John Cage



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