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  • #1
    Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
    “Here we are, trapped in the amber of the moment. There is no why.”
    Kurt Vonnegut

  • #2
    Mikhail Bulgakov
    “You're not Dostoevsky,' said the citizeness, who was getting muddled by Koroviev. Well, who knows, who knows,' he replied.
    'Dostoevsky's dead,' said the citizeness, but somehow not very confidently.
    'I protest!' Behemoth exclaimed hotly. 'Dostoevsky is immortal!”
    Mikhail Bulgakov, The Master and Margarita

  • #3
    P.G. Wodehouse
    “Freddie experienced the sort of abysmal soul-sadness which afflicts one of Tolstoy's Russian peasants when, after putting in a heavy day's work strangling his father, beating his wife, and dropping the baby into the city's reservoir, he turns to the cupboards, only to find the vodka bottle empty.”
    P.G. Wodehouse , The Best of Wodehouse: An Anthology

  • #4
    Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
    “The Fourteenth Book is entitled, "What can a Thoughtful Man Hope for Mankind on Earth, Given the Experience of the Past Million Years?"
    It doesn't take long to read The Fourteenth Book. It consists of one word and a period.
    This is it: "Nothing.”
    Kurt Vonnegut, Cat’s Cradle

  • #5
    Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
    “Everything was beautiful and nothing hurt.”
    Kurt Vonnegut, Slaughterhouse-Five

  • #6
    Ivan Turgenev
    “But the blaze of the noonday sun passes and is succeeded by dusk and nightfall, and then the night, with a return to the quiet fold where sleep, sweet sleep, waits for the tormented and the weary...”
    Ivan Sergeyevich Turgenev, Fathers and Sons

  • #7
    J.R.R. Tolkien
    “What do you fear, lady?" [Aragorn] asked.
    "A cage," [Éowyn] said. "To stay behind bars, until use and old age accept them, and all chance of doing great deeds is gone beyond recall or desire.”
    J.R.R. Tolkien, The Return of the King

  • #8
    Among other things, you'll find that you're not the first person who was ever confused
    “Among other things, you'll find that you're not the first person who was ever confused and frightened and even sickened by human behavior. You're by no means alone on that score, you'll be excited and stimulated to know. Many, many men have been just as troubled morally and spiritually as you are right now. Happily, some of them kept records of their troubles. You'll learn from them—if you want to. Just as someday, if you have something to offer, someone will learn something from you. It's a beautiful reciprocal arrangement. And it isn't education. It's history. It's poetry.”
    J.D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye

  • #9
    Jean-Paul Sartre
    “You must be like me; you must suffer in rhythm.”
    Jean-Paul Sartre, Nausea

  • #10
    Tennessee Williams
    “We all live in a house on fire, no fire department to call; no way out, just the upstairs window to look out of while the fire burns the house down with us trapped, locked in it.”
    Tennessee Williams, The Milk Train Doesn't Stop Here Anymore

  • #11
    Terry Pratchett
    “THAT’S MORTALS FOR YOU, Death continued. THEY’VE ONLY GOT A FEW YEARS IN THIS WORLD AND THEY SPEND THEM ALL IN MAKING THINGS COMPLICATED FOR THEMSELVES. FASCINATING.”
    Terry Pratchett, Mort

  • #12
    Arthur Rimbaud
    “But, truly, I have wept too much! The Dawns are heartbreaking. Every moon is atrocious and every sun bitter.”
    Arthur Rimbaud

  • #13
    Gabriel García Márquez
    “Before reaching the final line, however, he had already understood that he would never leave that room, for it was foreseen that the city of mirrors (or mirages) would be wiped out by the wind and exiled from the memory of men at the precise moment
    when Aureliano Babilonia would finish deciphering the parchments, and that everything written on them was unrepeatable since time immemorial and forever more, because races condemned to one hundred years of solitude did not have a second opportunity on earth.”
    Gabriel García Márquez, One Hundred Years of Solitude

  • #14
    Arthur Schopenhauer
    “For the world is Hell, and men are on the one hand the tormented souls and on the other the devils in it.”
    Arthur Schopenhauer

  • #15
    David Foster Wallace
    “I'll say God seems to have a kind of laid-back management style I'm not crazy about. I'm pretty much anti-death. God looks by all accounts to be pro-death. I'm not seeing how we can get together on this issue, he and I...”
    David Foster Wallace, Infinite Jest

  • #16
    Werner Herzog
    “Do you not then hear this horrible scream all around you that people usually call silence.”
    Werner Herzog

  • #17
    Gabriel García Márquez
    “What does he say?' he asked.
    'He’s very sad,’ Úrsula answered, ‘because he thinks that you’re going to die.'
    'Tell him,' the colonel said, smiling, 'that a person doesn’t die when he should but when he can.”
    Gabriel García Márquez, One Hundred Years of Solitude

  • #18
    Hunter S. Thompson
    “Too weird to live, too rare to die!”
    Hunter S. Thompson, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas: A Savage Journey to the Heart of the American Dream

  • #19
    Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
    “In the beginning, God created the earth, and he looked upon it in His cosmic loneliness.

    And God said, "Let Us make living creatures out of mud, so the mud can see what We have done." And God created every living creature that now moveth, and one was man. Mud as man alone could speak. God leaned close to mud as man sat up, looked around, and spoke. Man blinked. "What is the purpose of all this?" he asked politely.

    "Everything must have a purpose?" asked God.

    "Certainly," said man.

    "Then I leave it to you to think of one for all this," said God.

    And He went away.”
    Kurt Vonnegut, Cat’s Cradle

  • #20
    Jorge Luis Borges
    “Time is the substance I am made of. Time is a river which sweeps me along, but I am the river; it is a tiger which destroys me, but I am the tiger; it is a fire which consumes me, but I am the fire.”
    Jorge Luis Borges, Labyrinths: Selected Stories & Other Writings

  • #21
    J.R.R. Tolkien
    “All that is gold does not glitter,
    Not all those who wander are lost;
    The old that is strong does not wither,
    Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

    From the ashes a fire shall be woken,
    A light from the shadows shall spring;
    Renewed shall be blade that was broken,
    The crownless again shall be king.”
    J.R.R. Tolkien, The Fellowship of the Ring

  • #22
    Neil Gaiman
    “Some hats can only be worn if you're willing to be jaunty, to set them at an angle and to walk beneath them with a spring in your stride as if you're only a step away from dancing. They demand a lot of you.”
    Neil Gaiman, Anansi Boys

  • #23
    Ivan Turgenev
    “We sit in the mud, my friend, and reach for the stars.”
    Ivan Turgenev, Fathers and Sons

  • #24
    Ivan Turgenev
    “Whereas I think: I’m lying here in a haystack... The tiny space I occupy is so infinitesimal in comparison with the rest of space, which I don’t occupy and which has no relation to me. And the period of time in which I’m fated to live is so insignificant beside the eternity in which I haven’t existed and won’t exist... And yet in this atom, this mathematical point, blood is circulating, a brain is working, desiring something... What chaos! What a farce!”
    Ivan Sergeevich Turgenev, Fathers and Sons

  • #25
    Joseph Heller
    “The Texan turned out to be good-natured, generous and likable. In three days no one could stand him.”
    Joseph Heller, Catch-22

  • #26
    Joseph Heller
    “A distant warm look entered Major Danby's eyes. "It must be nice to live like a vegetable," he conceded wistfully.
    "It's lousy," answered Yossarian.
    "No, it must be very pleasant to be free from all this doubt and pressure," insisted Major Danby. "I think I'd like to live like a vegetable and make no important decisions."
    "What kind of vegetable, Danby?"
    "A cucumber or a carrot."
    "What kind of a cucumber? A good one or a bad one?"
    "Oh, a good one, of course."
    "They'd cut you off in your prime and slice you up for a salad."
    Major Danby's face fell. "A poor one, then."
    "They'd let you rot and use you for fertilizer to help the good ones grow."
    "I guess I don't want to live like a vegetable, then," said Major Danby with a smile of sad resignation.”
    Joseph Heller, Catch-22

  • #27
    Joseph Heller
    “Milo had been earning many distinctions for himself. He had flown fearlessly into danger and criticism by selling petroleum and ball bearings to Germany at good prices in order to make a good profit and help maintain a balance of power between the contending forces. His nerve under fire was graceful and infinite. With a devotion to purpose above and beyond the line of duty, he had then raised the price of food in his mess halls so high that all officers and enlisted men had to turn over all their pay to him in order to eat. Their alternative - there was an alternative, of course, since Milo detested coercion and was a vocal champion of freedom of choice - was to starve.”
    Joseph Heller, Catch-22

  • #28
    Joseph Heller
    “Morale was deteriorating and it was all Yossarian's fault. The country was in peril; he was jeopardizing his traditional rights of freedom and independence by daring to exercise them.”
    Joseph Heller, Catch-22

  • #29
    Philip K. Dick
    “We are all insects. Groping towards something terrible or divine.”
    Philip K. Dick, The Man in the High Castle



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