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  • #1
    Douglas Adams
    “Space is big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind-bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the chemist's, but that's just peanuts to space.”
    Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy

  • #2
    Douglas Adams
    “I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.”
    Douglas Adams, The Salmon of Doubt: Hitchhiking the Galaxy One Last Time

  • #3
    Douglas Adams
    “The story so far:
    In the beginning the Universe was created.
    This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.”
    Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe

  • #4
    Douglas Adams
    “I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer”
    Douglas Adams

  • #5
    Douglas Adams
    “A learning experience is one of those things that says, 'You know that thing you just did? Don't do that.”
    Douglas Adams, The Salmon of Doubt: Hitchhiking the Galaxy One Last Time

  • #6
    Douglas Adams
    “It is known that there are an infinite number of worlds, simply because there is an infinite amount of space for them to be in. However, not every one of them is inhabited. Therefore, there must be a finite number of inhabited worlds. Any finite number divided by infinity is as near to nothing as makes no odds, so the average population of all the planets in the Universe can be said to be zero. From this it follows that the population of the whole Universe is also zero, and that any people you may meet from time to time are merely the products of a deranged imagination.”
    Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe

  • #7
    Douglas Adams
    “I vaguely remember my schooldays. They were what was going on in the background while I was trying to listen to the Beatles.”
    Douglas Adams, The Salmon of Doubt: Hitchhiking the Galaxy One Last Time
    tags: music

  • #8
    Douglas Adams
    “The impossible often has a kind of integrity to it which the merely improbable lacks.”
    Douglas Adams, The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul

  • #9
    Douglas Adams
    “I am a private detective. I am paid to be inquisitive and presumptuous.”
    Douglas Adams, The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul

  • #10
    Douglas Adams
    “The impossible often has a kind of integrity to it which the merely improbable lacks. How often have you been presented with an apparently rational explanation of something that works in all respects other than one, which is just that it is hopelessly improbable? Your instinct is to say, 'Yes, but he or she simply wouldn't do that.”
    Douglas Adams, The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul

  • #11
    Douglas Adams
    “What was the Sherlock Holmes principle? ‘Once you have discounted the impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth.’ ”

    “I reject that entirely,” said Dirk sharply. “The impossible often has a kind of integrity to it which the merely improbably lacks. How often have you been presented with an apparently rational explanation of something that works in all respects other than one, which is that it is hopelessly improbable?...The first idea merely supposes that there is something we don’t know about, and...there are enough of those. The second, however, runs contrary to something fundamental and human which we do know about. We should therefore be very suspicious of it and all its specious rationality.”
    Douglas Adams, The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul

  • #12
    Robertson Davies
    “To be a book-collector is to combine the worst characteristics of a dope fiend with those of a miser.”
    Robertson Davies

  • #13
    Robertson Davies
    “I object to being told that I am saving daylight when my reason tells me that I am doing nothing of the kind... At the back of the Daylight Saving scheme, I detect the bony, blue-fingered hand of Puritanism, eager to push people into bed earlier, and get them up earlier, to make them healthy, wealthy, and wise in spite of themselves.”
    Robertson Davies, The Papers of Samuel Marchbanks

  • #14
    Robertson Davies
    “It was as though she was an exile from a world that saw things her way”
    Robertson Davies, Fifth Business

  • #15
    Robertson Davies
    “A happy childhood has spoiled many a promising life.”
    Robertson Davies

  • #16
    Robertson Davies
    “Fanaticism is overcompensation for doubt.”
    Robertson Davies

  • #17
    Robertson Davies
    “Money, it is often said, does not bring happiness; it must be added, however, that it makes it possible to support unhappiness with exemplary fortitude.”
    Robertson Davies, Tempest-tost

  • #18
    Robertson Davies
    “The clerisy are those who read for pleasure, but not for idleness; who read for pastime but not to kill time; who love books, but do not live by books.”
    Robertson Davies, A Voice from the Attic: Essays on the Art of Reading

  • #19
    Mark Twain
    “Never let the truth get in the way of a good story.”
    Mark Twain

  • #20
    Douglas Adams
    “First we thought the PC was a calculator. Then we found out how to turn numbers into letters with ASCII — and we thought it was a typewriter. Then we discovered graphics, and we thought it was a television. With the World Wide Web, we've realized it's a brochure.”
    Douglas Adams

  • #21
    Douglas Adams
    “I have detected disturbances in the wash.'

    'The wash?'

    'The space-time wash.'

    'Are we talking about some sort of Vogon laundromat, or what are we talking about?'

    'Eddies in the space-time continuum.'

    'Ah...is he. Is he.'

    'What?'

    'Er, who is Eddy, then, exactly?”
    Douglas Adams, Life, the Universe and Everything

  • #22
    Douglas Adams
    “Rather than arriving five hours late and flustered, it would be better all around if he were to arrive five hours and a few extra minutes late, but triumphantly in command.”
    Douglas Adams, The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul

  • #23
    Frederick Douglass
    “Once you learn to read, you will be forever free.”
    Frederick Douglass

  • #24
    Frederick Douglass
    “I prefer to be true to myself, even at the hazard of incurring the ridicule of others, rather than to be false, and to incur my own abhorrence.”
    Frederick Douglass

  • #25
    Frederick Douglass
    “Knowledge makes a man unfit to be a slave.”
    Frederick Douglass

  • #26
    Frederick Douglass
    “If there is no struggle, there is no progress. Those who profess to favor freedom, and yet depreciate agitation, are men who want crops without plowing up the ground. They want rain without thunder and lightning. They want the ocean without the awful roar of its many waters. This struggle may be a moral one; or it may be a physical one; or it may be both moral and physical; but it must be a struggle. Power concedes nothing without a demand. It never did and it never will.”
    Frederick Douglass, Frederick Douglass: Selected Speeches and Writings

  • #27
    Frederick Douglass
    “I therefore hate the corrupt, slaveholding, women-whipping, cradle-plundering, partial and hypocritical Christianity of the land... I look upon it as the climax of all misnomers, the boldest of all frauds, and the grossest of all libels. Never was there a clearer case of 'stealing the livery of the court of heaven to serve the devil in.' I am filled with unutterable loathing when I contemplate the religious pomp and show, together with the horrible inconsistencies, which every where surround me. We have men-stealers for ministers, women-whippers for missionaries, and cradle-plunderers for church members. The man who wields the blood-clotted cowskin during the week fills the pulpit on Sunday, and claims to be a minister of the meek and lowly Jesus. . . . The slave auctioneer’s bell and the church-going bell chime in with each other, and the bitter cries of the heart-broken slave are drowned in the religious shouts of his pious master. Revivals of religion and revivals in the slave-trade go hand in hand together. The slave prison and the church stand near each other. The clanking of fetters and the rattling of chains in the prison, and the pious psalm and solemn prayer in the church, may be heard at the same time. The dealers in the bodies of men erect their stand in the presence of the pulpit, and they mutually help each other. The dealer gives his blood-stained gold to support the pulpit, and the pulpit, in return, covers his infernal business with the garb of Christianity. Here we have religion and robbery the allies of each other—devils dressed in angels’ robes, and hell presenting the semblance of paradise.”
    Frederick Douglass, Narrative of the Life of Frederick Douglass

  • #28
    Frederick Douglass
    “I prayed for freedom for twenty years, but received no answer until I prayed with my legs.”
    Frederick Douglass, Autobiographies: Narrative of the Life of Frederick Douglass / My Bondage and My Freedom / Life and Times of Frederick Douglass

  • #29
    Frederick Douglass
    “Slaves are generally expected to sing as well as to work.”
    Frederick Douglass

  • #30
    Terry Pratchett
    “Supposing an emperor was persuaded to wear a new suit of clothes whose material was so fine that, to the common eye, the clothes weren't there. And suppose a little boy pointed out this fact in a loud, clear voice...
    Then you have The Story of the Emperor Who Had No Clothes.
    But if you knew a bit more, it would be The Story of the Boy Who Got a Well-Deserved Thrashing from His Dad for Being Rude to Royalty, and Was Locked Up.
    Or The Story of the Whole Crowd Who Were Rounded Up by the Guards and Told 'This Didn't Happen, OK? Does Anyone Want to Argue?'
    Or it could be a story of how a whole kingdom suddenly saw the benefit of the 'new clothes', and developed an enthusiasm for healthy sports in a lively and refreshing atmosphere which got many new adherents every year, and led to a recession caused by the collapse of the conventional clothing industry.
    It could even be a story about The Great Pneumonia Epidemic of '09.
    It all depends on how much you know.”
    Terry Pratchett



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