Gina Grant > Gina's Quotes

“Empty packets of hot sauce remind me of the love I used to have for her. Now all I’m left with is this yummy taco.”
― Jarod Kintz, A Zebra is the Piano of the Animal Kingdom

“The most enjoyable book in the world is the phone book, because think of all the sex that went into creating the content.”
― Jarod Kintz, 99 Cents For Some Nonsense

“I’m not a very good sleeper. But you know what? I’m willing to put in a few extra hours every day to get better. That’s just the kind of hard worker I am.”
― Jarod Kintz, Whenever You're Gone, I'm Here For You

“Love is a circular emotion that surrounds you, like a hug. Or a noose.”
― Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.

“Nobody peels a banana before stabbing themselves with it. But that’s exactly how I love—dangerously. 
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― Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.

“My love is meatloaf flavored. I just wish my meatloaf was also meatloaf flavored.”
― Dora J. Arod, Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.

“I had a dream about you last night.. you were holding a pine cone and introducing him as Gerald.”
― Nicole McKay, I Had a Dream About You

“I’m not in manufacturing, but I make something. I make a difference. But to be honest, I think China can make it cheaper.
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― Jarod Kintz, How to construct a coffin with six karate chops

“One of us had to be brave and ad­mit to vir­gin­ity. I fig­ured it should be the war­rior.”
― Storm Grant, Few Are Chosen

“I was poised, fo­cused, and alert.
Two hours lat­er, I was bored, sleepy, and yawn­ing.”
― Storm Grant, Few Are Chosen

“Evil can be glamorous.”
― Storm Grant, Few Are Chosen

“Gen­tly, he leaned in and brushed his soft, gen­er­ous lips against mine. It was awe­some. I thought I might puke.”
― Storm Grant, Few Are Chosen

“My experience of life is that it is not divided up into genres; it’s a horrifying, romantic, tragic, comical, science-fiction cowboy detective novel. You know, with a bit of pornography if you're lucky.”
― Alan Moore