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  • #1
    Marcus Tullius Cicero
    “A room without books is like a body without a soul.”
    Marcus Tullius Cicero

  • #2
    Andy Warhol
    “Don't pay any attention to what they write about you. Just measure it in inches.”
    Andy Warhol

  • #3
    William Styron
    “A great book should leave you with many experiences, and slightly exhausted at the end. You live several lives while reading.”
    William Styron, Conversations with William Styron

  • #4
    Joseph Addison
    “Reading is to the mind what exercise is to the body.”
    Joseph Addison

  • #5
    Carlos Ruiz Zafón
    “Books are mirrors: you only see in them what you already have inside you.”
    Carlos Ruiz Zafón, The Shadow of the Wind

  • #6
    Lemony Snicket
    “Wicked people never have time for reading. It's one of the reasons for their wickedness.”
    Lemony Snicket

  • #7
    Ved Mehta
    “Surely only boring people went in for conversations consisting of questions and answers. The art of true conversation consisted in the play of minds.”
    Ved Mehta, All for Love

  • #8
    Margaret Atwood
    “Don't let the bastards grind you down.”
    Margaret Atwood, The Handmaid’s Tale

  • #9
    Mark Twain
    “Good friends, good books, and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.”
    Mark Twain

  • #10
    Ezra Pound
    “Literature is news that stays news.”
    Ezra Pound, ABC of Reading

  • #11
    Oscar Wilde
    “We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.”
    Oscar Wilde, Lady Windermere's Fan

  • #12
    Amy Sedaris
    “I think it's good for a person to spend time alone. It gives them an opportunity to discover who they are and to figure out why they are always alone.”
    Amy Sedaris, I Like You: Hospitality Under the Influence

  • #13
    Some people say, “Never let them see you cry.” I say, if you’re so mad
    “Some people say, “Never let them see you cry.” I say, if you’re so mad you could just cry, then cry. It terrifies everyone.”
    Tina Fey, Bossypants

  • #14
    William Strunk Jr.
    “Omit needless words.”
    William Strunk Jr., The Elements of Style; How to Speak and Write Correctly

  • #15
    Harper Lee
    “The one thing that doesn't abide by majority rule is a person's conscience.”
    Harper Lee, To Kill a Mockingbird

  • #16
    Margaret Laurence
    “I can't change what's happened to me in my life, or make what's not occurred take place. But I can't say I like it, or accept it, or believe it's for the best. I don't and never shall, not even if I'm damned for it.”
    Margaret Laurence, The Stone Angel

  • #17
    Donald E. Westlake
    “Nobody gets everything in this life. You decide your priorities and you make your choices. I'd decided long ago that any cake I had would be eaten.”
    Donald E. Westlake, Two Much

  • #18
    Jenny  Lawson
    “Because you are defined not by life's imperfect moments, but by your reaction to them. And because there is joy in embracing - rather than running from - the utter absurdity of life.”
    Jenny Lawson, Let's Pretend This Never Happened: A Mostly True Memoir

  • #19
    Jenny  Lawson
    “You should just accept who you are, flaws and all, because if you try to be someone you aren't, then eventually some turkey is going to shit all over your well-crafted facade, so you might as well save yourself the effort and enjoy your zombie books.”
    Jenny Lawson, Let's Pretend This Never Happened: A Mostly True Memoir

  • #20
    Jenny  Lawson
    “I can finally see that all the terrible parts of my life, the embarrassing parts, the incidents I wanted to pretend never happened, and the things that make me "weird" and "different," were actually the most important parts of my life. They were the parts that made me ME.”
    Jenny Lawson, Let's Pretend This Never Happened: A Mostly True Memoir

  • #21
    Jenny  Lawson
    “No really. What exactly did you do today, Jenny? Quantify it for me."
    "It's not quantifiable. There aren't even metrics for the shit I do.”
    Jenny Lawson, Let's Pretend This Never Happened: A Mostly True Memoir

  • #22
    Jenny  Lawson
    “and whenever I had menstral cramps, I could just pretend that Voldemort was close.”
    Jenny Lawson

  • #23
    Jenny  Lawson
    “A friend is someone who knows where all your bodies are buried. Because they're the ones who helped you put them there."
    And sometimes, if you're really lucky, they help you dig them back up.”
    Jenny Lawson, Let's Pretend This Never Happened: A Mostly True Memoir

  • #24
    Jenny  Lawson
    “I am the Wizard of Oz of housewives (in that I am both "Great and Terrible" and because I sometimes hide behind the curtains”
    Jenny Lawson, Let's Pretend This Never Happened: A Mostly True Memoir

  • #25
    Jenny  Lawson
    “I try to be appreciative of what I have instead of bitter about what I’ve lost.”
    Jenny Lawson, Let's Pretend This Never Happened: A Mostly True Memoir

  • #26
    Jenny  Lawson
    “It's true, I did say I wanted girlfriends," I capitulated hesitantly, "but couldn't we start with something smaller and less terrifying? Like maybe spend a weekend at a crack house? I heard those people are very nonjudgmental, and if you accidentally say something offensive you can just blame it on their hallucinations.”
    Jenny Lawson, Let's Pretend This Never Happened: A Mostly True Memoir

  • #27
    Jenny  Lawson
    “When I was in junior high I read a lot of Danielle Steele. So I always assumed that the day I got engaged I'd be naked, covered in rose petals, and sleeping with the brother of the man who'd kidnapped me.”
    Jenny Lawson, Let's Pretend This Never Happened: A Mostly True Memoir

  • #28
    Jenny  Lawson
    “Knock-knock, motherfucker.”
    Jenny Lawson, Let's Pretend This Never Happened: A Mostly True Memoir

  • #29
    Jenny  Lawson
    “Then I yelled through his door, "It's an anniversary gift for you, asshole. Two whole weeks early. FIFTEEN YEARS IS BIG METAL CHICKENS.”
    Jenny Lawson, Let's Pretend This Never Happened: A Mostly True Memoir

  • #30
    Jenny  Lawson
    “One ox, two oxen. One fox, two foxen.”
    Jenny Lawson, Let's Pretend This Never Happened: A Mostly True Memoir



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