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    Albert Einstein
    “Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving.”
    ― Albert Einstein
    tags: life, simile
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    Dorothy Parker
    “The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.”
    ― Dorothy Parker
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    Jeffrey Michael
    “Don't take life too seriously, there will always be plenty of people around you to do it in your stead.”
    ― Jeffrey Michael
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    Oscar Wilde
    “I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.”
    ― Oscar Wilde, The Happy Prince and Other Stories
    tags: intelligence, self-deprecation
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    Jeffrey Michael
    “If life is like a box of chocolates why do I always seem to grab the icky jelly filled ones?! :)”
    ― Jeffrey Michael
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    Peter Shaffer
    “The trouble is if you don’t spend your life yourself, other people spend it for you.”
    ― Peter Shaffer, Five Finger Exercise
    tags: life, life-lessons
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    Thomas Szasz
    “Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse.”
    ― Thomas Szasz
    tags: humor, inspirational
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    Jeffrey Michael
    “Tis far far better for people to assume you're stupid because it's fun to prove them wrong.”
    ― Jeffrey Michael
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    Jeffrey Michael
    “I wish I were half as smart as I think I am.”
    ― Jeffrey Michael
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    Jeffrey Michael
    “My favorite place on earth is with my family.”
    ― Jeffrey Michael
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    Jeffrey Michael
    “I've been called a smart ass many times and given the same response "I'd rather be known as a smart ass than a dumb ass”
    ― Jeffrey Michael
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    Jeffrey Michael
    “You know that you're a true friend when somebody says "But what about that wart on the end of his nose?" and your honest response is "What wart?". You see true friends accept you for what you are, wart and all.”
    ― Jeffrey Michael
    tags: friends, true-friends
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    Jeffrey Michael
    “Reading is an addiction, much like living and breathing is an addiction.”
    ― Jeffrey Michael
    tags: addiction, breathing, living, reading
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    Marcus Tullius Cicero
    “A room without books is like a body without a soul.”
    ― Marcus Tullius Cicero
    tags: attributed-no-source, books, simile, soul
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    Bill Watterson
    “From now on, I'm not doing anything I don't want to do! The world owes me happiness, fulfillment and success.... I'm just here to cash in.”
    ― Bill Watterson, Homicidal Psycho Jungle Cat
    tags: humor
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    Jeffrey Michael
    “Books because are the vehicle that takes my mind to places and times my body can't go.”
    ― Jeffrey Michael
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    T. Rafael Cimino
    “Prolific irony - For 8 years, the finger on the button that could end the world belonged to a president who couldn't pronounce the word "nuclear.”
    ― T. Rafael Cimino, Mid Ocean
    tags: america, americans, atomic-bomb, george-bush, nuclear, nuclear-weapons, obama, obama-speeches, political, political-philosophy, politicians, politics, republican, republicans, united-states
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    Jeffrey Michael
    “If the eyes are the window to one's soul then books must be the doorway to the universe.”
    ― Jeffrey Michael
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    Jeffrey Michael
    “If you have more good days than bad, you might be an optimist.

    If you roll out of bed in the morning looking forward to the day, you might be an optimist.

    If you can't wait to crack open that book and delve into a world all your own, you might be ... me!”
    ― Jeffrey Michael
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    Jeffrey Michael
    “The old saying of 'Think outside the box' should be changed to 'Think like the box'. After all that would give one insight to both the inside and the outside of the box. Right?”
    ― Jeffrey Michael
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    I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control
    “I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.”
    ― Marilyn Monroe
    tags: attributed-no-source, best, life, love, misattributed-marilyn-monroe, mistakes, out-of-control, truth, worst
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    Gabriel García Márquez
    “sex is the consolation you have when you can't have love”
    ― Gabriel García Márquez
    tags: desire, loneliness, love, lust, passion, sex
    2479 likes



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