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#1

“A man who offers to cook after he's seen you trying to freeze a dead dog has to be at least a little bit keen.”
― Rosen Trevithick, London, the Doggy and Me

tags: attraction, dating, keenness, love, men

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#2

“You should never let a silly detail such as not getting attacked with a cake fork stand in the way of a little well-deserved sexy time.”
― Rosen Trevithick

tags: pompomberry-house

7 likes

#3

“It weighed down on me like a rucksack filled with dog turds.”
― David Wailing

tags: funny-humor, poo

2 likes

#4

“My indiscretion was a part of my author mystique, just like Charles Dickens and Richard Madeley.”
― Rosen Trevithick

tags: humor, humour, lipstick-and-knickers

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#5

“I had been reduced to jelly by a brassiere.”
― Rosen Trevithick

tags: humor, humour, lipstick-and-knickers

3 likes

#6

“If you can’t be of good character, write a good character.”
― Rosen Trevithick

tags: characters, humor, humour, indie-publishing, self-publishing, writing

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#7

“My first kiss as a single woman. It sent a tingle sprinting down my spine like a tingle panther.”
― Rosen Trevithick

tags: humor, humour, kissing, panthers, tingle, tingle-panther

2 likes

#8

“You know you’re dealing with a numpty when her saving grace is that she didn’t help to cover up a murder.”
― Rosen Trevithick

tags: humor, humour, murder, numpties

2 likes

#9

“When it comes to your self-esteem, it is best not to value the opinions of deluded psychopaths.”
― Rosen Trevithick

tags: deluded-psychopaths, humor, humour, self-esteem

2 likes

#10

“While I prepared to poison my girlfriend, I sorted through the previous day’s post”
― Andrew K. Lawston, A Splendid Salmagundi

tags: poison, salmagundi

6 likes

#11

“Scream… please scream; it thrills me so.”
― Cornelius Harker

tags: salmagundi, screaming

2 likes

#12

“The Troll was well over seven feet tall, and smelled of body odour and Germolene.”
― Andrew Barrett, A Splendid Salmagundi

tags: salmagundi, trolls

5 likes

#13

“That night, the sea had invaded the land.”
― Lexie Conyngham, A Splendid Salmagundi

tags: salmagundi, sea

3 likes

#14

“She stares at him, standing with a group of people by the five-metre high chocolate fountain”
― David Wailing, A Splendid Salmagundi

tags: auto, chocolate-fountain, salmagundi

1 likes

#15

“No matter how slinky your lingerie, a sticker between the brows will always kill the mood.”
― Rosen Trevithick, A Splendid Salmagundi

tags: grumpies, lingerie, salmagundi, stickers

4 likes

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