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  • #1
    Rosen Trevithick
    “A man who offers to cook after he's seen you trying to freeze a dead dog has to be at least a little bit keen.”
    Rosen Trevithick, London, the Doggy and Me

  • #2
    Rosen Trevithick
    “You should never let a silly detail such as not getting attacked with a cake fork stand in the way of a little well-deserved sexy time.”
    Rosen Trevithick

  • #3
    David Wailing
    “It weighed down on me like a rucksack filled with dog turds.”
    David Wailing

  • #4
    Rosen Trevithick
    “My indiscretion was a part of my author mystique, just like Charles Dickens and Richard Madeley.”
    Rosen Trevithick

  • #5
    Rosen Trevithick
    “I had been reduced to jelly by a brassiere.”
    Rosen Trevithick

  • #6
    Rosen Trevithick
    “If you can’t be of good character, write a good character.”
    Rosen Trevithick

  • #7
    Rosen Trevithick
    “My first kiss as a single woman. It sent a tingle sprinting down my spine like a tingle panther.”
    Rosen Trevithick

  • #8
    Rosen Trevithick
    “You know you’re dealing with a numpty when her saving grace is that she didn’t help to cover up a murder.”
    Rosen Trevithick

  • #9
    Rosen Trevithick
    “When it comes to your self-esteem, it is best not to value the opinions of deluded psychopaths.”
    Rosen Trevithick

  • #10
    Andrew K. Lawston
    “While I prepared to poison my girlfriend, I sorted through the previous day’s post”
    Andrew K. Lawston, A Splendid Salmagundi

  • #11
    Cornelius Harker
    “Scream… please scream; it thrills me so.”
    Cornelius Harker

  • #12
    Andrew Barrett
    “The Troll was well over seven feet tall, and smelled of body odour and Germolene.”
    Andrew Barrett, A Splendid Salmagundi

  • #13
    Lexie Conyngham
    “That night, the sea had invaded the land.”
    Lexie Conyngham, A Splendid Salmagundi

  • #14
    David Wailing
    “She stares at him, standing with a group of people by the five-metre high chocolate fountain”
    David Wailing, A Splendid Salmagundi

  • #15
    Rosen Trevithick
    “No matter how slinky your lingerie, a sticker between the brows will always kill the mood.”
    Rosen Trevithick, A Splendid Salmagundi



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