Numpties Quotes

“Who cares what some numpty thinks?

The thing about numpties, Mog, is that they can always find plenty of other numpties to believe their numpty nonsense. You know what they say: you're never more than six feet away from a numpty.”
― Jessica Townsend, Hollowpox: The Hunt for Morrigan Crow

“You know you’re dealing with a numpty when her saving grace is that she didn’t help to cover up a murder.”
― Rosen Trevithick