Maggie > Maggie's Quotes

“I like music," she said slowly, "because when I hear it, I . . . I lose myself within myself, if that makes any sense. I become empty and full all at once, and I can feel the whole earth roiling around me. When I play. I'm not . . . for once, I'm not destroying, I'm creating.”
― Sarah J. Maas, Throne of Glass

“Where is Aelin.
Where is my wife?”
― Sarah J. Maas, Empire of Storms

“Does the walker choose the path, or the path the walker?”
― Garth Nix, Sabriel

“There is a great need for a sarcasm font.”
― Darynda Jones, Third Grave Dead Ahead

“An integral part of any best friend's job is to immediately clear your computer history if you die.”
― Darynda Jones, Third Grave Dead Ahead

“I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger. - T-SHIRT”
― Darynda Jones, Third Grave Dead Ahead

“Doing nothing is hard. You never know when you're done.--T-SHIRT”
― Darynda Jones, Fourth Grave Beneath My Feet

“Insanity does NOT run in my family. It strolls through, takes its time, and gets to know everyone personally. —T-SHIRT”
― Darynda Jones, Fourth Grave Beneath My Feet

“Well, that sucked more ass than liposuction.”
― Darynda Jones, Fourth Grave Beneath My Feet

“Your existence gives me a headache. Go stand over there.”
― Darynda Jones, Fourth Grave Beneath My Feet

“What would you do if you were sent to hell?"
"Stop, drop, and roll?”
― Darynda Jones, Fifth Grave Past the Light

“Oh, my. What a lovely shade of bitch you're wearing today. --T-SHIRT”
― Darynda Jones, Sixth Grave on the Edge

“My boyfriend called me a stalker. Well, he’s not actually my boyfriend …”
― Darynda Jones, Sixth Grave on the Edge

“10 I used to be indecisive. Now I’m not so sure. —T-SHIRT”
― Darynda Jones, Sixth Grave on the Edge

“He was angry with me once again. Men and their mood swings. Women had nothing on them.”
― Darynda Jones, Sixth Grave on the Edge

“I often question my sanity. Occasionally, it replies.”
― Darynda Jones, Seventh Grave and No Body

“If I’m upset, hold me and tell me how beautiful I am.

If I growl, retreat to a safe distance and throw chocolate.

— BEST. ADVICE. EVER.”
― Darynda Jones, Seventh Grave and No Body

“I don’t think I get enough credit for the fact that I do all of this unmedicated. —T-SHIRT”
― Darynda Jones, Seventh Grave and No Body

“I’m like crack. People don’t want to like me, but once they get a taste, they always come back for more.”
― Darynda Jones, Seventh Grave and No Body

“Of course I’m an organ donor. Who wouldn’t want a piece of this? —T-SHIRT”
― Darynda Jones, Seventh Grave and No Body

“Charley Davidson, Private Investigator, Because No One Is Better At Investigating Your Privates”
― Darynda Jones, Seventh Grave and No Body

“Most of what I call “cooking” is just melting cheese on stuff.”
― Darynda Jones, Seventh Grave and No Body

“GOD GIVES US ONLY WHAT WE CAN HANDLE. APPARENTLY, GOD THINKS I’M A BADASS. —BUMPER STICKER”
― Darynda Jones, Eighth Grave After Dark

“IRONY: THE OPPOSITE OF WRINKLY. —T-SHIRT”
― Darynda Jones, Eighth Grave After Dark

“PEOPLE WILL STOP ASKING QUESTIONS IF YOU ANSWER BACK IN INTERPRETIVE DANCE. —T-SHIRT”
― Darynda Jones, Eighth Grave After Dark

“ANXIETY GIRL! ABLE TO JUMP TO THE WRONG CONCLUSION IN A SINGLE BOUND. —T-SHIRT”
― Darynda Jones, Eighth Grave After Dark

“Showers were God’s reward for working hard enough to get dirty.”
― Darynda Jones, Eighth Grave After Dark

“I don't understand your specific kind of crazy, but I do admire your commitment to it.”
― Darynda Jones, The Dirt on Ninth Grave

“Denial, Anger, Bargaining, Depression, Acceptance... The five stages of waking up.”
― Darynda Jones, The Dirt on Ninth Grave

“Ahhh, friday... My second favorite F-word. -T-shirt”
― Darynda Jones, The Dirt on Ninth Grave