Quotes - Deirdre (propermiss) (galway, Ireland) Showing 1-10 of 10

#1

“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”
― Albert Einstein

tags: attributed-no-source, human-nature, humor, infinity, philosophy, science, stupidity, universe

148569 likes

#2

“You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.”
― Mae West

tags: humor, life

119230 likes

#3

“Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.”
― Oscar Wilde

177554 likes

#4

“Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.”
― Narcotics Anonymous

tags: humor, insanity, life, misattributed-ben-franklin, misattributed-mark-twain, misattributed-to-einstein

64715 likes

#5

“Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.”
― Groucho Marx, The Essential Groucho: Writings For By And About Groucho Marx

tags: animals, books, dogs, friends, humor

38003 likes

#6

“You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think.”
― Dorothy Parker, You Might As Well Live: The Life and Times of Dorothy Parker

tags: horticulture, puns

820 likes

#7

“Résumé
Razors pain you,
Rivers are damp,
Acids stain you,
And drugs cause cramp.
Guns aren't lawful,
Nooses give,
Gas smells awful.
You might as well live.”
― Dorothy Parker, Enough Rope

tags: dark-humor, humor, suicide

2229 likes

#8

“What fresh hell is this?”
― Dorothy Parker, The Portable Dorothy Parker

1036 likes

#9