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    Charlaine Harris
    “If there were an international butt competition, Eric would win, hands down—or cheeks up.”
    ― Charlaine Harris, Dead to the World
    tags: funny, sookie-eric
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    Lewis Grizzard
    “Life is like a dogsled race. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.”
    ― Lewis Grizzard
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    “The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing - and then marry him.”
    ― Cher
    tags: marriage, women
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    Ozzy Osbourne
    “Out of everything I've lost, I miss my mind the most!”
    ― Ozzy Osbourne
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    “Men read maps better than women because only men can understand the concept of an inch equaling a hundred miles.”
    ― Roseanne Barr
    tags: directions, maps, men, overcompensation, penises, travel, women
    212 likes

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    Nikki Sixx
    “When You've lost it all....thats when you realize that Life is Beautiful.”
    ― Nikki Sixx
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    Bill Cosby
    “gray hair is gods graffiti”
    ― Bill Cosby
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    Johnny Depp
    “I always felt like I was meant to have been born in another era, another time.”
    ― Johnny Depp
    tags: born, era, interview, magazine-interview, quote, time, vanity-fair
    503 likes

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    Kathryn Stockett
    “I'm sorry, but were you dropped on your head as an infant?”
    ― Kathryn Stockett, The Help
    262 likes

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    Adriana Trigiani
    “I even love the smell of books.”
    ― Adriana Trigiani
    tags: books, reading
    354 likes

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    Bill Cosby
    “When you become senile, you won't know it.”
    ― Bill Cosby
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    Tori Spelling
    “Everybody knows there is no such thing as normal. There is no black-and-white definition of normal. Normal is subjective. There's only a messy, inconsistent, silly, hopeful version of how we feel most at home in our lives.”
    ― Tori Spelling, sTORI Telling
    tags: abnormal, insane, mental-health, normal, sanity
    21 likes

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    Amos Bronson Alcott
    “Good books, like good friends, are few and chosen; the more select, the more enjoyable.”
    ― Amos Bronson Alcott, Tablets
    tags: books
    535 likes

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    Paula H. Deen
    “Everyday you wake up on the right side of the dirt is a good one.”
    ― Paula Deen
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    Kathryn Stockett
    “It seems like at some point you'd run out of awful.”
    ― Kathryn Stockett, The Help
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    Jodi Picoult
    “Let me tell you this: if you meet a loner, no matter what they tell you, it's not because they enjoy solitude. It's because they have tried to blend into the world before, and people continue to disappoint them.”
    ― Jodi Picoult, My Sister's Keeper
    tags: disappointment, loneliness, loner, solitude
    11835 likes

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    “Excuse the mess, but we live here.”
    ― Roseanne Barr
    tags: cleaning, housekeeping, life, mess, messes
    76 likes

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    Sharon Osbourne
    “I'm at the age where i don't have to kiss arse or play nice!”
    ― Sharon Osbourne
    tags: humor, inspirational, life
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    Childhood should be carefree, playing in the sun; not living a nightmare in the darkness
    “Childhood should be carefree, playing in the sun; not living a nightmare in the darkness of the soul.”
    ― Dave Pelzer, A Child Called "It"
    tags: a-child-called-it, abuse, carefree, child-abuse, childhood, nightmares, soul
    571 likes

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    “Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself.”
    ― Roseanne Barr
    tags: menstruation, pms, women
    81 likes

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    Steven Tyler
    “Some days you're the bug, some days you're the windshield.”
    ― Steven Tyler
    88 likes

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    Louisa May Alcott
    “She is too fond of books, and it has turned her brain.”
    ― Louisa May Alcott, Work: A Story of Experience
    tags: books
    5871 likes

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    Jodi Picoult
    “You don't love someone because they're perfect, you love them in spite of the fact that they're not.”
    ― Jodi Picoult, My Sister's Keeper
    tags: imperfect, love
    22284 likes

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    Stevie Nicks
    “Love is only one fine star away.”
    ― Stevie Nicks
    tags: astronomy, hope, love, stars
    108 likes

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    Steven Tyler
    “Half my life is in book's written pages.
    Live and learn from fools and from sages.”
    ― Steven Tyler
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    Louisa May Alcott
    “That is a good book it seems to me, which is opened with expectation and closed with profit.”
    ― Louisa May Alcott
    174 likes

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    Jodi Picoult
    “Did you ever walk through a room that's packed with people, and feel so lonely you can hardly take the next step?”
    ― Jodi Picoult, Second Glance
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    Zak Bagans
    “Aaron: Dude, one thing the guy said is you don’t taunt voodoo.
    Zak: Am I taunting?
    Aaron: Dude, you’re taunting the crap out of it!
    Zak: I am sorry, I am not taunting you I am just talking...Talking loudly.”
    ― Zak Bagans
    tags: funny, ghost
    48 likes

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    Ann B. Ross
    “A good wife always encourages her husband in his interests. For one thing, they keep him occupied and out from under foot most of the day.”
    ― Ann B. Ross, Miss Julia Delivers the Goods
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  • #30
    “The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it. ”
    ― Roseanne Barr
    tags: feminism, power, women
    2105 likes



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