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  • #1
    Charlaine Harris
    “If there were an international butt competition, Eric would win, hands down—or cheeks up.”
    Charlaine Harris, Dead to the World

  • #2
    Lewis Grizzard
    “Life is like a dogsled race. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.”
    Lewis Grizzard

  • #3
    “The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing - and then marry him.”
    Cher

  • #4
    Ozzy Osbourne
    “Out of everything I've lost, I miss my mind the most!”
    Ozzy Osbourne

  • #5
    “Men read maps better than women because only men can understand the concept of an inch equaling a hundred miles.”
    Roseanne Barr

  • #6
    Nikki Sixx
    “When You've lost it all....thats when you realize that Life is Beautiful.”
    Nikki Sixx

  • #7
    Bill Cosby
    “gray hair is gods graffiti”
    Bill Cosby

  • #8
    Johnny Depp
    “I always felt like I was meant to have been born in another era, another time.”
    Johnny Depp

  • #9
    Kathryn Stockett
    “I'm sorry, but were you dropped on your head as an infant?”
    Kathryn Stockett, The Help

  • #10
    Adriana Trigiani
    “I even love the smell of books.”
    Adriana Trigiani

  • #11
    Bill Cosby
    “When you become senile, you won't know it.”
    Bill Cosby

  • #12
    Tori Spelling
    “Everybody knows there is no such thing as normal. There is no black-and-white definition of normal. Normal is subjective. There's only a messy, inconsistent, silly, hopeful version of how we feel most at home in our lives.”
    Tori Spelling, sTORI Telling

  • #13
    Amos Bronson Alcott
    “Good books, like good friends, are few and chosen; the more select, the more enjoyable.”
    Amos Bronson Alcott, Tablets

  • #14
    Paula H. Deen
    “Everyday you wake up on the right side of the dirt is a good one.”
    Paula Deen

  • #15
    Kathryn Stockett
    “It seems like at some point you'd run out of awful.”
    Kathryn Stockett, The Help

  • #16
    Jodi Picoult
    “Let me tell you this: if you meet a loner, no matter what they tell you, it's not because they enjoy solitude. It's because they have tried to blend into the world before, and people continue to disappoint them.”
    Jodi Picoult, My Sister's Keeper

  • #17
    “Excuse the mess, but we live here.”
    Roseanne Barr

  • #18
    Sharon Osbourne
    “I'm at the age where i don't have to kiss arse or play nice!”
    Sharon Osbourne

  • #19
    Childhood should be carefree, playing in the sun; not living a nightmare in the darkness
    “Childhood should be carefree, playing in the sun; not living a nightmare in the darkness of the soul.”
    Dave Pelzer, A Child Called "It"

  • #20
    “Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself.”
    Roseanne Barr

  • #21
    Steven Tyler
    “Some days you're the bug, some days you're the windshield.”
    Steven Tyler

  • #22
    Louisa May Alcott
    “She is too fond of books, and it has turned her brain.”
    Louisa May Alcott, Work: A Story of Experience

  • #23
    Jodi Picoult
    “You don't love someone because they're perfect, you love them in spite of the fact that they're not.”
    Jodi Picoult, My Sister's Keeper

  • #24
    Stevie Nicks
    “Love is only one fine star away.”
    Stevie Nicks

  • #25
    Steven Tyler
    “Half my life is in book's written pages.
    Live and learn from fools and from sages.”
    Steven Tyler

  • #26
    Louisa May Alcott
    “That is a good book it seems to me, which is opened with expectation and closed with profit.”
    Louisa May Alcott

  • #27
    Jodi Picoult
    “Did you ever walk through a room that's packed with people, and feel so lonely you can hardly take the next step?”
    Jodi Picoult, Second Glance

  • #28
    Zak Bagans
    Aaron: Dude, one thing the guy said is you don’t taunt voodoo.
    Zak: Am I taunting?
    Aaron: Dude, you’re taunting the crap out of it!
    Zak: I am sorry, I am not taunting you I am just talking...Talking loudly.”
    Zak Bagans

  • #29
    Ann B. Ross
    “A good wife always encourages her husband in his interests. For one thing, they keep him occupied and out from under foot most of the day.”
    Ann B. Ross, Miss Julia Delivers the Goods

  • #30
    “The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it. ”
    Roseanne Barr



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