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    Brian T. Shirley
    “My ship came in,then it sank!”
    Brian T. Shirley

  • #2
    Danielle Hylton-Outland
    “‎"Today's dirty hands are tomorrow's muddy water”
    Danielle Hylton-Outland

  • #3
    Nicole Riekhof
    “Instead of Rock, Paper, Scissors, you could play Brick, Blanket, Action Fingers, in which brick cripples action fingers, blanket smothers brick and action fingers beats blanket.”
    Nicole McKay Amy Riekhof, A bit of rubbish about a Brick and a Blanket

  • #4
    Jarod Kintz
    “I’m not a very good sleeper. But you know what? I’m willing to put in a few extra hours every day to get better. That’s just the kind of hard worker I am.”
    Jarod Kintz, Whenever You're Gone, I'm Here For You

  • #5
    Dark Jar Tin Zoo
    “To find out if she really loved me, I hooked her up to a lie detector. And just as I suspected, my machine was broken.
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    Dark Jar Tin Zoo, Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

  • #6
    Dark Jar Tin Zoo
    “If you have the woman you love, what more do you need? Well, besides an alibi for the time of her husband’s murder.
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    Dark Jar Tin Zoo, Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

  • #7
    “to paraphrase science writer John D. Barrow … we know they are impossible and yet we can imagine them anyway. Our brains, it turns out, are not prisoners of the world we live in; we can fly free! We can, any time we like, create the impossible.”
    Robert Krulwich

  • #8
    Steve  Allen
    “If you pray for rain long enough, it eventually does fall. If you pray for floodwaters to abate, they eventually do. The same happens in the absence of prayers.”
    Steve Allen



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