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#1

“My ship came in,then it sank!”
― Brian T. Shirley

tags: comedian, humor, philosopher, philosophy

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#2

“‎"Today's dirty hands are tomorrow's muddy water”
― Danielle Hylton-Outland

tags: inspirational

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#3

“Instead of Rock, Paper, Scissors, you could play Brick, Blanket, Action Fingers, in which brick cripples action fingers, blanket smothers brick and action fingers beats blanket.”
― Nicole McKay Amy Riekhof, A bit of rubbish about a Brick and a Blanket

tags: brick-and-blanket-iq-test, brick-and-blanket-responses, brick-and-blanket-test, brick-and-blanket-uses, funny, humor, random

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“I’m not a very good sleeper. But you know what? I’m willing to put in a few extra hours every day to get better. That’s just the kind of hard worker I am.”
― Jarod Kintz, Whenever You're Gone, I'm Here For You

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#5

“To find out if she really loved me, I hooked her up to a lie detector. And just as I suspected, my machine was broken. ”
― Dark Jar Tin Zoo, Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

tags: broken, deceit, deception, denial, deny, funny, honest, honesty, humor, illogical, illusion, lie, lie-detector, lies, life, love, machine, relationships, suspicion, women, word-junkies

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“If you have the woman you love, what more do you need? Well, besides an alibi for the time of her husband’s murder. ”
― Dark Jar Tin Zoo, Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

tags: alibi, crazy, desire, funny, humor, husband, insane, justification, justify, love, murder, necessity, need, relationships, time, want, wife, woman, women, word-junkies, yearn

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#7

“to paraphrase science writer John D. Barrow … we know they are impossible and yet we can imagine them anyway. Our brains, it turns out, are not prisoners of the world we live in; we can fly free! We can, any time we like, create the impossible.”
― Robert Krulwich

tags: creativity, imagination, writers

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#8

“If you pray for rain long enough, it eventually does fall. If you pray for floodwaters to abate, they eventually do. The same happens in the absence of prayers.”
― Steve Allen

tags: comedian, television-host, writer

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