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“Claire, did I invite you to my barbeque?" Massie asked, her neck tilting to the right and her arms tightly crossed.
"Huh? No. I mean, I don't know," Claire said.
"Then why are you all up in my grill?" Massie said through her teeth.”
― Lisi Harrison, The Clique

“Sorry, No conprendo I don't speak Loser.”
― Lisi Harrison, The Clique

“Do you work at the grocery store? Then why are you checking me out?”
― Lisi Harrison, Best Friends for Never

“Are you a peice of Saran Wrap?
No
Well then why are you acting so clingy?”
― Lisi Harrison, The Clique Ah-mazing Collector's Gift Set

“I heart that”
― Lisi Harrison, Bratfest at Tiffany's

“Alicia, do I sell fertilizer?" Massie asked.
"No, why?" Alicia fell for Massie's setup.
"Then why do you think I give a crap?”
― Lisi Harrison, Revenge of the Wannabes

“Is my name V?
No...
Then why would I follow U?”
― Lisi Harrison

“This is a combo between Taco and Burrito, nacho!”
― Lisi Harrison

“Don't ever tell anyone where you bought something. If you get a complement say, "Thank you. I got it in Europe.”
― Lisi Harrison

“If at first you don't succeed, You're not an Alpha”
― Lisi Harrison, Alphas

“You must be poor.
why?
cuz ur not making any cents!”
― Lisi Harrison

“You are such an LBR.”
― Lisi Harrison, Bratfest at Tiffany's

“Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.”
― Phyllis Diller

“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”
― Albert Einstein

“You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.”
― Mae West

“Friendship ... is born at the moment when one man says to another "What! You too? I thought that no one but myself . . .”
― C.S. Lewis, The Four Loves

“If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.”
― Mark Twain

“I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.”
― Oscar Wilde, The Happy Prince and Other Stories

“Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.”
― Mahatma Gandhi

“Here's to the crazy ones. The misfits. The rebels. The troublemakers. The round pegs in the square holes. The ones who see things differently. They're not fond of rules. And they have no respect for the status quo. You can quote them, disagree with them, glorify or vilify them. About the only thing you can't do is ignore them. Because they change things. They push the human race forward. And while some may see them as the crazy ones, we see genius. Because the people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world, are the ones who do.”
― Steve Jobs

“Without music, life would be a mistake.”
― Friedrich Nietzsche, Twilight of the Idols

“A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water.”
― Eleanor Roosevelt

“Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.”
― Mark Twain

“The man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read.”
― Mark Twain

“A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.”
― Steve Martin

“That which does not kill us makes us stronger.”
― Friedrich Nietzsche

“Monkeys can't talk, stupid!”
― Jeff Kinney, Rodrick Rules