Rodrick Rules Quotes

“Monkeys can't talk, stupid!”
― Jeff Kinney, Rodrick Rules

“You and your group of nerds fall into a pit and it's full of dynamite and you blow up. The End.”
― Jeff Kinney, Rodrick Rules

“I don't know if this makes me a bad person or whatever, but it's hard for me to get interested in other people's vacations.”
― Jeff Kinney, Rodrick Rules

“Youre gonna grow up and marry some ice cream! Haha!”
― Jeff Kinney, Rodrick Rules

“Chirag: Rowley, do you think I exist?

Rowley: Nope! I can't even hear you or see you!”
― Jeff Kinney, Rodrick Rules

“After the presentations, we had to fill out these questionnaires. The first question was, 'Where do you see yourself in fifteen years?'
I know EXACTLY where I will be in fifteen years: in my pool, at my mansion, counting my money. But there weren't any check boxes for THAT option.”
― Jeff Kinney, Rodrick Rules

“Well, for starters, Abraham Lincoln didn't write 'To Kill a Mockingbird.”
― Jeff Kinney, Rodrick Rules

“Most people don't seem to appreciate a person as honest as me. So don't ask me how George Washington ever got to be president.”
― Jeff Kinney, Rodrick Rules

“out to dinner, so they got him a babysitter. I don’t know why Rowley can’t just watch himself for a few hours, but believe me I’m not complaining. Rowley’s babysitteris Heather Hills, and she’s the prettiest girl at Crossland High School. So whenever the Jeffersons goout, I always make sure to be up at Rowley’s for “story”
― Jeff Kinney, Rodrick Rules

“there are some people you just can’t please.”
― Jeff Kinney, Rodrick Rules

“formulate”
― Jeff Kinney, Rodrick Rules

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― Jeff Kinney, Rodrick Rules