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  • #1
    Astrid Lindgren
    “The children came to a perfume shop. In the show window was a large jar of freckle salve, and beside the jar was a sign, which read: DO YOU SUFFER FROM FRECKLES?

    'What does the sign say?' ask Pippi. She couldn’t read very well because she didn’t want to go to school as other children did.

    'It says, "Do you suffer from freckles?"' said Annika.

    'Does it indeed?' said Pippi thoughtfully. 'Well, a civil question deserves a civil answer. Let’s go in.'

    She opened the door and entered the shop, closely followed by Tommy and Annika. An elderly lady stood back of the counter. Pippi went right up to her. 'No!' she said decidedly.

    'What is it you want?' asked the lady.

    'No,' said Pippi once more.

    'I don’t understand what you mean,' said the lady.

    'No, I don’t suffer from freckles,' said Pippi.

    Then the lady understood, but she took one look at Pippi and burst out, 'But, my dear child, your whole face is covered with freckles!'

    'I know it,' said Pippi, 'but I don’t suffer from them. I love them. Good morning.'

    She turned to leave, but when she got to the door she looked back and cried, 'But if you should happen to get in any salve that gives people more freckles, then you can send me seven or eight jars.”
    Astrid Lindgren, Pippi Longstocking

  • #2
    Eva Ibbotson
    “It's true that adventures are good for people even when they are very young. Adventures can get in a person's blood even if he doesn't remember having them. ”
    Eva Ibbotson, The Secret of Platform 13

  • #3
    “Time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time.”
    Marthe Troly-Curtin, Phrynette Married

  • #4
    Bill Watterson
    “You can't just turn on creativity like a faucet. You have to be in the right mood.
    What mood is that?
    Last-minute panic.”
    Bill Watterson

  • #5
    Oscar Wilde
    “Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.”
    Oscar Wilde

  • #6
    Oscar Wilde
    “It is what you read when you don't have to that determines what you will be when you can't help it.”
    Oscar Wilde

  • #7
    If one cannot enjoy reading a book over and over again, there is no use
    “If one cannot enjoy reading a book over and over again, there is no use in reading it at all.”
    Oscar Wilde

  • #8
    Oscar Wilde
    “You can never be overdressed or overeducated.”
    Oscar Wilde

  • #9
    Bill Watterson
    “CALVIN:
    This whole Santa Claus thing just doesn't make sense. Why all the secrecy? Why all the mystery?
    If the guy exists why doesn't he ever show himself and prove it?
    And if he doesn't exist what's the meaning of all this?
    HOBBES:
    I dunno. Isn't this a religious holiday?
    CALVIN:
    Yeah, but actually, I've got the same questions about God.”
    Bill Watterson

  • #10
    Bill Watterson
    “I've been thinking Hobbes"
    "On a weekend?"
    "Well, it wasn't on purpose”
    Bill Watterson

  • #11
    Jasper Fforde
    “You nearly killed eight people!" I managed to gasp out loud.
    "My count was closer to twelve," returned Havisham as she opened the door. "And anyhow, you can't nearly kill someone. Either they are dead or they are not.”
    Jasper Fforde, Lost in a Good Book
    tags: humor

  • #12
    Jasper Fforde
    “Ordinary adults don't like children to speak of things that are denied them by their own gray minds.”
    Jasper Fforde, The Eyre Affair

  • #13
    Jasper Fforde
    “What's with the "iMagic" name change?' I said without preamble.
    'Industrial Magic was a bit of a mouthful,' he explained. 'Besides, putting an "i"in front of anything makes it more hip and current.”
    Jasper Fforde, The Song of the Quarkbeast

  • #14
    P.L. Travers
    “Don't you know that everybody's got a Fairyland of their own?”
    P.L. Travers, Mary Poppins



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