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    Lemony Snicket
    “If you are allergic to a thing, it is best not to put that thing in your mouth, particularly if the thing is cats.”
    ― Lemony Snicket, The Wide Window
    tags: humor-cats-allergies
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    Never trust anyone who has not brought a book with them.
    “Never trust anyone who has not brought a book with them.”
    ― Lemony Snicket, Horseradish: Bitter Truths You Can't Avoid
    tags: books, reading
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    Lemony Snicket
    “Reading is one form of escape. Running for your life is another.”
    ― Lemony Snicket
    tags: humor-reading
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    Lemony Snicket
    “It is one of life's bitterest truths that bedtime so often arrives just when things are really getting interesting.”
    ― Lemony Snicket, The Grim Grotto
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    Lemony Snicket
    “Well-read people are less likely to be evil.”
    ― Lemony Snicket, The Slippery Slope
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    Lemony Snicket
    “If you are a student you should always get a good nights sleep unless you have come to the good part of your book, and then you should stay up all night and let your schoolwork fall by the wayside, a phrase which means 'flunk'.”
    ― Lemony Snicket
    tags: humor
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    Lemony Snicket
    “...you know that a good, long session of weeping can often make you feel better, even if your circumstances have not changed one bit.”
    ― Lemony Snicket, The Bad Beginning
    tags: crying
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    Lemony Snicket
    “Just because you don't understand it doesn't mean it isn't so.”
    ― Lemony Snicket, The Blank Book
    tags: truth, understanding
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    Lemony Snicket
    “For some stories, it's easy. The moral of 'The Three Bears,' for instance, is "Never break into someone else's house.' The moral of 'Snow White' is 'Never eat apples.' The moral of World War I is 'Never assassinate Archduke Ferdinand.”
    ― Lemony Snicket, The Wide Window
    tags: humor
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    William Goldman
    “When I was your age, television was called books.”
    ― William Goldman, The Princess Bride
    tags: book, fantasy, humour
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    William Goldman
    “Life isn't fair, it's just fairer than death, that's all.”
    ― William Goldman, The Princess Bride
    tags: life
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    William Goldman
    “Inconceivable!"
    "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.”
    ― William Goldman, The Princess Bride
    tags: bride, funny, humor, movie, princess
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    William Goldman
    “My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die!”
    ― William Goldman, The Princess Bride
    tags: retribution, revenge
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    William Goldman
    “Do I love you? My God, if your love were a grain of sand, mine would be a universe of beaches.”
    ― William Goldman, The Princess Bride
    tags: adoration, ardor, love
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    William Goldman
    “We’ll never survive!”
    “Nonsense. You’re only saying that because no one ever has.”
    ― William Goldman, The Princess Bride
    tags: doubt, humor, optimism, survival
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    William Goldman
    “Who says life is fair, where is that written?”
    ― William Goldman, The Princess Bride
    tags: fair, life, unfair
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    William Goldman
    “Love is many things none of them logical.”
    ― William Goldman, The Princess Bride
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    William Goldman
    “True love is the best thing in the world, except for cough drops.”
    ― William Goldman, The Princess Bride
    tags: cough-drops, love, true-love
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    William Goldman
    “Good night, Westley. Good work. Sleep well. I'll most likely kill you in the morning.”
    ― William Goldman, The Princess Bride
    tags: bride, dread, pirate, princess, roberts, westley
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    William Goldman
    “Who are you?"
    "No one of consequence."
    "I must know."
    "Get used to disappointment.”
    ― William Goldman, The Princess Bride
    tags: anonymity, consequence, identity, importance, inquisitiveness
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    William Goldman
    “He held up a book then. “I'm going to read it to you for relax.”
    “Does it have any sports in it?”
    “Fencing. Fighting. Torture. Poison. True Love. Hate. Revenge. Giants. Hunters. Bad men. Good men. Beautifulest Ladies. Snakes. Spiders... Pain. Death. Brave men. Cowardly men. Strongest men. Chases. Escapes. Lies. Truths. Passion. Miracles.”
    “Sounds okay,” I said and I kind of closed my eyes.”
    ― William Goldman, The Princess Bride
    tags: adventure, reading
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    William Goldman
    “You seem a decent fellow," Inigo said. "I hate to kill you."
    You seem a decent fellow," answered the man in black. "I hate to die.”
    ― William Goldman, The Princess Bride
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    William Goldman
    “I've been saying it so long to you, you just wouldn't listen. Every time you said 'Farm Boy do this' you thought I was answering 'As you wish' but that's only because you were hearing wrong. 'I love you' was what it was, but you never heard.”
    ― William Goldman, The Princess Bride
    tags: codes, devotion, ignorance, love
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    William Goldman
    “As you wish...”
    ― William Goldman, The Princess Bride
    tags: romances
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    William Goldman
    “Now what happens?" asked the man in black.
    "We face each other as God intended," Fezzik said. "No tricks, no weapons, skill against skill alone."
    "You mean you'll put down your rock and I'll put down my sword and we'll try to kill each other like civilized people, is that it?”
    ― William Goldman, The Princess Bride
    tags: fight, fistfight, humor, wit
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    William Goldman
    “Why do you wear a mask and hood?"
    I think everybody will in the near future," was the man in black's reply. "They're terribly comfortable.”
    ― William Goldman, The Princess Bride
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    William Goldman
    “This is my favorite book in all the world, though I have never read it.”
    ― William Goldman, The Princess Bride
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    William Goldman
    “Westley: This is true love — you think this happens every day?”
    ― William Goldman, The Princess Bride
    tags: humor, love
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    William Goldman
    “You are trying to kidnap what I have rightfully stolen, and I think it quite ungentlemanly.”
    ― William Goldman, The Princess Bride
    tags: gentleman, kidnap, steal, the-princess-bride
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    William Shakespeare
    “Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind; And therefore is wing'd Cupid painted blind. Nor hath love's mind of any judgment taste; Wings and no eyes figure unheedy haste: And therefore is love said to be a child, Because in choice he is so oft beguil'd.”
    ― William Shakespeare, A Midsummer Night’s Dream
    tags: love
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