Quotes - Kimberly (Greenville, PA) Showing 1-15 of 15

#1

“Sometimes a beautiful woman just needs a hard, slow fuck against a wall with a perfect stranger. I understand.”
― Olivia Cunning, Double Time

tags: trey

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#2

“If you can make a woman laugh, you can make her do anything.”
― Marilyn Monroe

tags: attributed-no-source, girls, love

21608 likes

#3

“This life’s hard, but it’s harder if you’re stupid.”
― George V. Higgins, The Friends of Eddie Coyle

tags: humor, life, misattributed-john-wayne

11391 likes

#4

“Gabi to Marcus "I can't believe out of one hundred thousand sperm, you were the fastest!”
― Cherise Sinclair, Make Me, Sir

tags: humor, reproduction

224 likes

#5

“Have you ever noticed how ‘What the hell’ is always the right decision to make?”
― Terry Johnson, Insignificance

tags: humor, misattributed-to-marilyn-monroe, philosophy

13817 likes

#6

“You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.”
― Mae West

tags: humor, life

119056 likes

#7

“That's a dumb-ass idea." She was too angry to curb her mouth. "You're a dumb-ass." She tried to kick and got nowhere. "Even Jesus thinks you're a dumb-ass.”
― Cherise Sinclair

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#8

“I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.”
― Marilyn Monroe

tags: attributed-no-source, best, life, love, misattributed-marilyn-monroe, mistakes, out-of-control, truth, worst

165222 likes

#9

“Did you know that 'I told you so' has a brother,Jacob?" she asked cutting me off. "His name is 'Shut the hell up'.”
― Stephenie Meyer, Breaking Dawn

tags: bella, jacob, meyer, quotes

3113 likes

#10

“I decided as long as I'm going to hell, I might as well do it thoroughly.”
― Stephenie Meyer, Twilight

tags: host, ian, jamie, jared, melanie, uncle-jeb, wanda

2624 likes

#11

“No one ever told me I was pretty when I was a little girl. All little girls should be told they're pretty, even if they aren't.”
― Marilyn Monroe

tags: beauty, girls

6877 likes

#12

“I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.”
― Oscar Wilde, The Happy Prince and Other Stories

tags: intelligence, self-deprecation

71686 likes

#13

“There are no good girls gone wrong - just bad girls found out.”
― Mae West

tags: women

8244 likes

#14

“He put his fingertips against her forehead.

"You must be at least this tall to ride The Beast."

"Secure your belongings and keepy your arms and legs around the ride at all times.”
― Olivia Cunning, Backstage Pass

203 likes

#15

“If there were a Jessica Chase instruction manual, it would be written backwards in Arabic Pig Latin and twelve thousand pages long with random pages missing.”
― Olivia Cunning

tags: humor

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