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  • #1
    Rick Riordan
    “Let us find the dam snack bar," Zoe said. "We should eat while we can."
    Grover cracked a smile. "The dam snack bar?"
    Zoe blinked. "Yes. What is funny?"
    "Nothing," Grover said, trying to keep a straight face. "I could use some dam french fries."
    Even Thalia smiled at that. "And I need to use the dam restroom."
    ...
    I started cracking up, and Thalia and Grover joined in, while Zoe just looked at me. "I do not understand."
    "I want to use the dam water fountain," Grover said.
    "And..." Thalia tried to catch her breath. "I want to buy a dam t-shirt.”
    Rick Riordan, The Titan’s Curse

  • #2
    Rick Riordan
    “You are okay?" he asked. "Not eaten by monsters?"
    "Not even a little bit." I showed him that I still had both arms and both legs, and Tyson clapped happily.
    "Yay!" he said. "Now we can eat peanut butter sandwiches and ride fish ponies! We can fight monsters and see Annabeth and make things go BOOM!"
    I hoped he didn't mean all at the same time, but I told him absolutely, we'd have a lot of fun this summer.”
    Rick Riordan, The Battle of the Labyrinth

  • #3
    Rick Riordan
    “Grover was sniffing the wind, looking nervous. He fished out his acorns and threw them into the sand, then played his pipes. They rearranged themselves in a pattern that made no sense to me, but Grover looked concerned.
    "That's us," he said. "Those five nuts right there."
    "Which one is me?" I asked.
    "The little deformed one," Zoe suggested.
    "Oh, shut up.”
    Rick Riordan, The Titan’s Curse

  • #4
    Rick Riordan
    “He cleared his throat and held up one hand dramatically.
    “Green grass breaks through snow.
    Artemis pleads for my help.
    I am so cool.”

    He grinned at us, waiting for applause.
    "That last line was four syllables.” Artemis said.
    Apollo frowned. “Was it?”
    “Yes. What about I am so bigheaded?”
    “No, no, that’s six syllable, hhhm.” He started muttering to himself.
    Zoe Nightshade turned to us. “Lord Apollo has been going through this haiku phase ever since he visited Japan. Tis not as bad as the time he visited Limerick. If I’d had to hear one more poem that started with, There once was a godess from Sparta-"
    “I’ve got it!” Apollo announced. “I am so awesome. That’s five syllables!” He bowed, looking very pleased with himself.”
    Rick Riordan, The Titan’s Curse

  • #5
    Rick Riordan
    “I nodded, looking at Rachel with respect. "You hit the Lord of the Titans in the eye with a blue plastic hairbrush.”
    Rick Riordan

  • #6
    Rick Riordan
    “So, you wrecked Alcatraz Island, made Mount St. Helens explode, and displaced half a million people, but at least you're safe."
    "Yep, that pretty much covers it.”
    Rick Riordan

  • #7
    Rick Riordan
    “She said this in the same way you might say Fields of Punishment or Hades's gym shorts.”
    Rick Riordan, The Titan's Curse

  • #8
    Rick Riordan
    “Wow," Thalia muttered. "Apollo is hot."
    "He's the sun god," I said.
    "That's not what I meant.”
    Rick Riordan, The Titan’s Curse

  • #9
    Rick Riordan
    “How did you die?"
    "We er....drowned in a bathtub."
    "All three of you?"
    "It was a big bathtub.”
    Rick Riordan, The Lightning Thief

  • #10
    Rick Riordan
    “She glanced at the minotaur horn in my hands, then back at me. I imagined she was going to say, You killed a minotaur! or Wow, you're so awesome! or something like that.
    Instead she said, "You drool when you sleep.”
    Rick Riordan

  • #11
    Rick Riordan
    “I felt like one of Apollo's sacred cows- slow, dumb, and bright red.”
    Rick Riordan, The Last Olympian

  • #12
    Rick Riordan
    “Monkey bar," Annabeth said. "I'm great at these." She leaped onto to the first rung and start swinging her way across. She was scared of tiny spiders, but not of plummeting to her death from a set of monkey bars. Go figure.”
    Rick Riordan, The Battle of the Labyrinth

  • #13
    Rick Riordan
    “The main courtyard was filled with warriors - mermen with fish tails from the waist down and human bodies from the waist up, except their skin was blue, which I'd never known before.Some were tending the wounded. Some were sharpening spears and swords. One passed us, swimming in a hurry. His eyes were bright green, like that stuff they put in glo-sticks, and his teeth were shark teeth. They don't show you stuff like that in "The Little Mermaid.”
    Rick Riordan, The Last Olympian

  • #14
    Rick Riordan
    “So which way now, Sacagawea?" - Annabeth to Rachel”
    Rick Riordan, The Battle of the Labyrinth

  • #15
    Rick Riordan
    “Thalia's shoulders relaxed. "I owe you one."
    "Two."
    "One and a half," Thalia said.
    She smiled, and for a second, I remembered that I actually liked her when she wasn't yelling at me.”
    Rick Riordan, The Titan’s Curse

  • #16
    Rick Riordan
    “Do you always try to kill people when they blow their nose?”
    Rick Riordan, The Titan’s Curse

  • #17
    Rick Riordan
    “Daddy will explain. Come, he is blowing up monsters.”
    Rick Riordan, The Last Olympian

  • #18
    Rick Riordan
    “Five syllables," Apollo said, counting them on his fingers. "That would be real bad.”
    Rick Riordan, The Last Olympian

  • #19
    Rick Riordan
    “Gabe scratched his double chin. "Maybe if you hurry with the seven-layer dip...And maybe if the kid apologizes for interrupting my poker game."
    Maybe if I kick you in your soft spot, I thought. And make you sing Soprano for a week.”
    Rick Riordan, The Lightning Thief

  • #20
    Rick Riordan
    “What horrible things would you have to do in your life to get woven into Hades' underwear?”
    Rick Riordan, The Lightning Thief

  • #21
    Rick Riordan
    “Tyson- "Cash? Like...green paper?"
    Percy- "Yeah."
    Tyson- "Like the kind in duffel bags?"
    Percy-"Yeah, but we lost those bags days a-g-g--."
    "Tyson! How did you--"
    Tyson- "Thought it was a feed bag for Rainbow. Found it floating in sea, but only paper inside. Sorry.”
    Rick Riordan

  • #22
    Rick Riordan
    “Can’t this thing go any faster?” Thalia demanded.
    Zoe glared at her. “I cannot control traffic.”
    You both sound like my mother,” I said.
    Shut up!” they both said in union.”
    Rick Riordan, The Titan’s Curse

  • #23
    Rick Riordan
    “Remind me again-why do you hate me so much?"

    I don't hate you."

    Could've fooled me."

    She folded her cap of invisibility. "Look...we're just not supposed to get along, okay? Our parents are rivals."

    Why?"

    She sighed. "How many reasons do you want? One time my mom caught Poseidon with his girlfriend in Athena's temple, which is hugely disrespectful. Another time, Athena and Poseidon competed to be the patron god for the city of Athens. Your dad created some stupid saltwater spring for his gift. My mom created the olive tree. The people saw that her gift was better, so they named the city after her."

    They must really like olives."

    Oh, forget it."

    Now, if she'd invented pizza-that I could understand.”
    Rick Riordan, The Lightning Thief

  • #24
    Rick Riordan
    “Argh!" Thalia pushed me, and a shock went through my body that blew me backward ten feet into the water. Some of the campers gasped. A couple of the Hunters stifled laughs.
    "Sorry!" Thalia said, turning pale. "I didn't mean to—"
    Anger roared in my ears. A wave erupted from the creek, blasting into Thalia's face and dousing her from head to toe.
    I stood up. "Yeah," I growled. "I didn't mean to, either."
    Thalia was breathing heavily.
    "Enough!" Chiron ordered.
    But Thalia held out her spear. "You want some, Seaweed Brain?"
    Somehow, it was okay when Annabeth called me that — at least, I'd gotten used to it — but hearing it from Thalia was not cool.
    "Bring it on, Pinecone Face!”
    Rick Riordan, The Titan’s Curse



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