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  • #1
    Albert Einstein
    “Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”
    Albert Einstein

  • #2
    Steve  Martin
    “A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.”
    Steve Martin

  • #3
    Groucho Marx
    “Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.”
    Groucho Marx, The Essential Groucho: Writings For By And About Groucho Marx

  • #4
    Oscar Levant
    “There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.”
    Oscar Levant

  • #5
    Markus Herz
    “Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.”
    Markus Herz

  • #6
    Mark Twain
    “Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.”
    Mark Twain

  • #7
    W.C. Fields
    “I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally. ”
    W.C. Fields

  • #8
    Charles Lamb
    “I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.”
    Charles Lamb

  • #9
    Oscar Wilde
    “I have nothing to declare except my genius.”
    Oscar Wilde

  • #10
    “Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.”
    Narcotics Anonymous

  • #11
    C.E.M. Joad
    “Creativity is knowing how to hide your sources”
    C.E.M. Joad

  • #12
    Frank Zappa
    “The price of meat has just gone up and your old lady has just gone down.”
    Frank Zappa
    tags: humor

  • #13
    Ashleigh Brilliant
    “My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I'm right.”
    Ashleigh Brilliant

  • #14
    Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra
    “Finally, from so little sleeping and so much reading, his brain dried up and he went completely out of his mind.”
    Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra, Don Quixote

  • #15
    Bill Watterson
    “Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we think faster than we speak. Probably so we can think twice.”
    Bill Watterson

  • #16
    “If we're not supposed to eat animals, how come they're made out of meat?”
    Tom Snyder

  • #17
    Dale Carnegie
    “Any fool can criticize, complain, and condemn—and most fools do. But it takes character and self-control to be understanding and forgiving.”
    Dale Carnegie, How to Win Friends & Influence People

  • #18
    Thucydides
    “Ignorance is bold, and knowledge is reserved”
    Thucydides

  • #19
    Dante Alighieri
    “There is no greater sorrow
    Than to recall a happy time
    When miserable.”
    Dante Alighieri

  • #20
    Dante Alighieri
    “The path to paradise begins in hell.”
    Dante Alighieri

  • #21
    Robert Fanney
    “A genius is someone who takes a complex thing and makes it look simple. An academic does the opposite.”
    Robert Fanney



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