Casey > Casey's Quotes

“With a book in your hand...you can go anywhere you want”
― marsela

“Life is a disease: sexually transmitted, and invariably fatal.”
― Neil Gaiman

“Of course it is happening inside your head, Harry, but why on earth should that mean that it is not real?”
― J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

“Oh well... I'd just been thinking, if you had died, you'd have been welcome to share my toilet.”
― J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

“Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!”
― J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone

“To be a druid is to embrace death, dance with it a while, and finally fall prey to it. That is why we'll never rule this world. We have the power to bend all men to our whim, but are forever pushing ourselves further,trying to fly higher...and falling”
― Darren Shan, Bec

“People love a happy ending. So every episode, I will explain once again that I don't like people. And then Mal will shoot someone. Someone we like. And their puppy.”
― Joss Whedon

“Time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time.”
― Marthe Troly-Curtin, Phrynette Married

“I'd like to give you my heart, but since that might be inconvenient, I've brought you someone else's.”
― Annette Curtis Klause, Blood and Chocolate

“We all know interspecies romance is weird.”
― Tim Burton

“Rule #3 - It's okay to believe yourself better than the rest of the planet, so long as you keep it to yourself.”
― Bisco Hatori, Ouran High School Host Club, Vol. 6

“There were no windows in my bedroom, so I had to sit up and read my clock to figure out how angry I should be at my visitor. Eight A.M. I hated whoever woke me up. Had they come an hour earlier, I would have also hated their families and any household pets.”
― Lish McBride, Hold Me Closer, Necromancer

“Simon: You're in a dangerous line of work, Jayne. Odds are you'll be under my knife again, often. So I want you to understand one thing very clearly: No matter what you do or say or plot, no matter how you come down on us, I will never, ever harm you. You're on this table, you're safe... 'cause I'm your medic. And however little we may like or trust each other, we're on the same crew. Got the same troubles, same enemies, and more than enough of both. Now, we could circle each other and growl, sleep with one eye open, but that thought wearies me. I don't care what you've done, I don't know what you're planning on doing, but I'm trusting you. I think you should do the same. 'Cause I don't see this working any other way.
River: Also, I can kill you with my brain.”
― Ben Edlund

“I know because I read...Your mind is not a cage. It's a garden. And it requires cultivating.”
― Libba Bray

“I should never be left alone with my mind for too long.”
― Libba Bray

“In a world like this one, only the random makes sense.”
― Libba Bray, Going Bovine

“I don't think you should die until you're ready. Until you've wrung out every last bit of living you can.”
― Libba Bray, Going Bovine

“Dude, this is a stoner conversation and we're not even high”
― Libba Bray, Going Bovine

“So, now I've been to see a drug counselor who told me I need to lay off the drugs and talk about my feelings, and a shrink who heard what I had to say and immediately put me on drugs.”
― Libba Bray, Going Bovine

“I can be whatever.
You can be whatever.
We can be whatever.
Whatever, together.”
― Libba Bray, Going Bovine

“Think: who has vans, huh? Soccer moms and serial killers.”
― Libba Bray, Going Bovine

“You're special.
I'm special.
The whole world's special, so don't you forget it.

The universe wants us
All to be happy,
Full of smiles and all that stuff,
All that stuff
That's happy and smiley.
So get happy, happy, happy right now!
Get happy, happy, happy right now!
Get happy, happy, happy right now!”
― Libba Bray, Going Bovine

“See, now I don't know whether to be all 'Yay!' because you're empowered or sad because you're having delusional almost-sex with an imaginary boyfriend.”
― Libba Bray, Beauty Queens

“Yer in my blood, Saba, he says. Yer in my head. Yer in my breath, yer in my bones...gawd help me, yer everywhere. You have bin since the first moment I set eyes on you.”
― Moira Young, Blood Red Road

“Marry me, he says. I got all my own teeth, I wash twice a year an I'll cut you in fer half the business here.”
― Moira Young, Blood Red Road

“Lugh shines like the sun.
That must of made it easy fer them to find him.
All they had to do was follow his light.”
― Moira Young, Blood Red Road

“The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four people is suffering from a mental illness. Look at your 3 best friends. If they're ok, then it's you.”
― Rita Mae Brown

“There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.”
― Oscar Levant

“The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.”
― George Carlin

“If you think anyone is sane you just don't know enough about them.”
― Christopher Moore, Practical Demonkeeping