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“Life sucks, and then you die...”
― Stephenie Meyer, Breaking Dawn

“Hey, Rosalie? Do you know how to drown a blonde? Stick a mirror to the bottom of a pool.”
― Stephenie Meyer, Breaking Dawn

“Did you know that 'I told you so' has a brother,Jacob?" she asked cutting me off. "His name is 'Shut the hell up'.”
― Stephenie Meyer, Breaking Dawn

“I know - I'll play you for it," Alice suggested. "Rock, paper, scissors."
Jasper chuckled and Edward sighed.
"Why don't you just tell me who wins?" Edward said wryly.
Alice beamed. "I do. Excellent.”
― Stephenie Meyer, Breaking Dawn

“You're awfully small to be so hugely irritating.”
― Stephenie Meyer, Breaking Dawn

“Leah: "That is easily the freakin’ grossest thing I’ve ever heard in my life. Yuck. If there was anything in my stomach, it would be coming back."
Seth: "They are vampires, I guess. I mean, it makes sense, and if it helps Bella, it’s a good thing, right?"
Leah and Jake stare at Seth.
Seth: "What?"
Leah: "Mom dropped him a lot when he was a baby."
Jake: "On his head apparently."
Leah: "He used to gnaw on the crib bars, too."
Jake: "Lead paint?"
Leah: "Looks like it."
Seth: "Funny. Why don’t you two shut up and sleep?”
― Stephenie Meyer, Breaking Dawn

“What do I look like? The Wizard of Oz? You need a brain? You need a heart? Go ahead, take mine. Take everything I have.”
― Stephenie Meyer, Breaking Dawn

“What's so funny?" Bella mumbled.
"I got food in her hair," I told her, chortling again.
"I'm not going to forget this, dog," Rosalie hissed.
"S'not so hard to erase a blond's memory," I countered. "Just blow in her ear."
Get some new jokes, "Rosalie snapped.”
― Stephenie Meyer, Breaking Dawn

“Ew. Someone put the dog out, "Rosalie murmured wrinkling her nose.
Have you herd this one, Psycho?
how do a blond's brain cells die?"
She didn't say anything.
Well?" I asked."Do you know the punch line or not?"
She looked pointedly at the TV and ignored me.
Has she heard it?" I asked Edward.
No." He answered.
Awesome. So you'll enjoy this, bloodsucker--a blond's brain cells die alone.”
― Stephenie Meyer, Breaking Dawn

“For one half second, I wondered what it would feel like to put my hand in the fire. What it would feel like when I burned....”
― Stephenie Meyer, Breaking Dawn

“You gonna back down so easy, little sister?. Not much wild about you, is there? I bet that cottage doesn't have a scratch. Did Edward tell you how many houses Rose and I smashed?”
― Stephenie Meyer, Breaking Dawn

“Hey, do you know what you call a blond with a brain?" I asked, and the continued on the same breath, "a golden retriever."
I've heard that one, too," she said, no longer smiling.
I'll keep trying." I promised.”
― Stephenie Meyer, Breaking Dawn

“Life sucks, and then you die.
Yeah, I should be so lucky.”
― Stephenie Meyer, Breaking Dawn

“Hard to feel confident when you’re surrounded by horse-sized wolves.
- Emmett Cullen”
― Stephenie Meyer, Breaking Dawn

“Sounds like someone's hit the terrible twos."
"Threes actually," Quil corrected. "You missed the party. Princess theme. She made me wear a crown, and then Emily suggested they all try out her new play makeup on me."
"Wow, I'm REALLY sorry I wasn't around to see that."
Don't worry, Emily has pictures. Actually, I look pretty hot.”
― Stephenie Meyer, Breaking Dawn

“Yes, heaven forbid I not be protected from tanks.”
― Stephenie Meyer, Breaking Dawn

“YOU. GOT. FOOD. IN. MY. HAIR.”
― Stephenie Meyer, Breaking Dawn

“You’re monopolizing the bride,” Emmett said, coming up behind Edward’s shoulder. “Let me dance with my little sister. This could be my last chance to make her blush.”
― Stephenie Meyer, Breaking Dawn

“Stop being so...optimistic, its getting on my nerves."
"No problem. Do you want me to be all gloom and doom or just shut up?"
"Just shut up."
"Can do."
"Really? Doesn't seem like it."
-Jacob and seth”
― Stephenie Meyer, Breaking Dawn

“Unca Jay!"
"How's it going Claire?"
She giggled. "Qwil aaaaawl wet now."
"I can see that. Where's your mama?"
"Gone, gone, gone," Claire sang. "Cwaire pway wid Qwil aaaawl day. Cwaire nebber gowin home.”
― Stephenie Meyer, Breaking Dawn

“It’s just been my experience that some kinds of working relationships are better motivated by fear than by monetary gain.”
― Stephenie Meyer, Breaking Dawn

“Stop being so… optimistic. It’s getting on my nerves.”
― Stephenie Meyer, Breaking Dawn

“It's pretty obvious, isn't it? I'm joining your crappy little renegade pack. The vampires' guard dogs.”
― Stephenie Meyer, Breaking Dawn

“I didn’t want to kill girls… even vampire girls. Though I might make an exception for that blonde.”
― Stephenie Meyer, Breaking Dawn

“Fall down again, Bella?'
No, Emmett, I punched a werewolf in the face.”
― Stephenie Meyer, Eclipse

“I am Switzerland. I refuse to be affected by territorial disputes between mythical creatures.”
― Stephenie Meyer, Eclipse

“He sighed. "The clouds I can handle. But I can't fight with an eclipse.”
― Stephenie Meyer, Eclipse

“Did you seriously just stamp your foot? I thought girls only did that on TV.”
― Stephenie Meyer, Eclipse

“Amazing," Edward muttered. "How can someone so tiny be so annoying?"
Alice laughed. "It's a talent.”
― Stephenie Meyer, Eclipse

“She’s in love with me, too, you know."
Edward didn’t answer.
Jacob sighed. “But she doesn’t know it.”
― Stephenie Meyer, Eclipse