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  • #1
    Dan   Harris
    “When you have one foot in the future and the other in the past, you piss on the present.”
    Dan Harris, 10% Happier

  • #2
    Elizabeth Gilbert
    “Om Namah Shivaya, meaning,
    I honor the divinity that resides within me.”
    Elizabeth Gilbert, Eat, Pray, Love

  • #3
    Elizabeth Gilbert
    “Never forget that once upon a time, in an unguarded moment, you recognized yourself as a friend.”
    Elizabeth Gilbert

  • #4
    Diane Setterfield
    “A story so cherished it has to be dressed in casualness to disguise its significance in case the listener turned out to be unsympathetic.”
    Diane Setterfield, The Thirteenth Tale

  • #5
    Diane Setterfield
    “L'appetit vient en mangeant. Appetite comes by eating. Your appetite will come back, but it must be met halfway. You must want it to come.”
    Diane Setterfield, The Thirteenth Tale

  • #6
    John Green
    “Because you are beautiful. I enjoy looking at beautiful people, and I decided a while ago not to deny myself the simpler pleasures of existence”
    John Green, The Fault in Our Stars

  • #7
    John Green
    “You say you're not special because the world doesn't know about you, but that's an insult to me. I know about you.”
    John Green, The Fault in Our Stars

  • #8
    John Green
    “Congratulations! You're a woman. Now die.”
    John Green

  • #9
    Dan   Harris
    “But it was in this moment, lying in bed late at night, that I first realized that the voice in my head—the running commentary that had dominated my field of consciousness since I could remember—was kind of an asshole.”
    Dan Harris, 10% Happier

  • #10
    Dan   Harris
    “genuine grit. This was a badass endeavor. I resolved to do it every day. I started getting up a little early each morning and banging out ten minutes, sitting on the floor of our living room with my back up against the couch. When I was on the road, I meditated on the floor of hotel rooms. It didn’t get any easier. Almost immediately upon sitting down, I’d be beset by itches. Then there was the fatigue: a thick ooze, a sludgelike torpor sliding down my forehead. Even when the itches and fatigue lifted, I was left contending”
    Dan Harris, 10% Happier

  • #11
    Emily St. John Mandel
    “Hell is the absence of the people you long for.”
    Emily St. John Mandel, Station Eleven

  • #12
    Dave Eggers
    “Listen, twenty years ago, it wasn’t so cool to have a calculator watch, right? And spending all day inside playing with your calculator watch sent a clear message that you weren’t doing so well socially. And judgments like ‘like’ and ‘dislike’ and ‘smiles’ and ‘frowns’ were limited to junior high. Someone would write a note and it would say, ‘Do you like unicorns and stickers?’ and you’d say, ‘Yeah, I like unicorns and stickers! Smile!’ That kind of thing. But now it’s not just junior high kids who do it, it’s everyone, and it seems to me sometimes I’ve entered some inverted zone, some mirror world where the dorkiest shit in the world is completely dominant. The world has dorkified itself.”
    Dave Eggers, The Circle

  • #13
    Nick Offerman
    “I've never met anyone nicer than my mom, and I've met Donny and Marie.”
    Nick Offerman, Paddle Your Own Canoe: One Man's Fundamentals for Delicious Living

  • #14
    Rachel Dratch
    “How did I think of that?" I wondered. I didn't feel like I had thought of it. It's a sort of flow that happens when you are completely in the moment and not getting in your own way. Not trying so hard, not planning ahead, just getting out of your own head and letting the magic happen. You could apply this to any activity, of course. You could apply it to life.”
    Rachel Dratch, Girl Walks into a Bar . . .: Comedy Calamities, Dating Disasters, and a Midlife Miracle

  • #15
    “Like most fedora wearers, he had a lot of inexplicable confidence.”
    Aziz Ansari, Modern Romance

  • #16
    Jenny  Lawson
    “We wish you a merry Christmas” is the most demanding song ever. It starts off all nice and a second later you have an angry mob at your door scream-singing, “Now bring us some figgy pudding and bring it RIGHT HERE. WE WON’T GO UNTIL WE GET SOME SO BRING IT RIGHT HERE.” Also, they’re rhyming “here” with “here.” That’s just sloppy. I’m not rewarding unrequested, lazy singers with their aggressive pudding demands. There should be a remix of that song that homeowners can sing that’s all “I didn’t even ask for your shitty song, you filthy beggars. I’ve called the cops. Who is this even working on? Has anyone you’ve tried this on actually given you pudding? Fig-flavored pudding? Is that even a thing?” It doesn’t rhyme but it’s not like they’re trying either. And then the carolers would be like, “SO BRING US SOME GIN AND TONIC AND LET’S HAVE A BEER,” and then I’d be like, “Well, I guess that’s more reasonable. Fine. You can come in for one drink.” Technically that would be a good way to get free booze. Like trick-or-treat but for singy alcoholics. Oh my God, I finally understand caroling.”
    Jenny Lawson, Furiously Happy: A Funny Book About Horrible Things

  • #17
    Jenny  Lawson
    “Pretend you’re good at it.”
    Jenny Lawson, Furiously Happy: A Funny Book About Horrible Things

  • #18
    Bunmi Laditan
    “You're just a mom, You feel useless and essential at the same time. You feel like everyone is doing a better job than you and that nobody understands what you're going through.”
    Bunmi Laditan, Confessions of a Domestic Failure

  • #19
    Bunmi Laditan
    “There's no way around it. Motherhood is hard. And you young moms put more pressure on yourselves than we ever did, with your crafts and your activities. Do you know what we called crafts when David was young? Chores. We didn't play with our kids, we sent them outside. All day. They'd only come back in when the streetlights came on. You moms have it different. You're expected to be on 24/7 and look good doing it. My advice is this. Stop being so hard on yourself. And drink more vodka.”
    Bunmi Laditan, Confessions of a Domestic Failure

  • #20
    Gail Honeyman
    “Did men ever look in the mirror, I wondered, and find themselves wanting in deeply fundamental ways? When they opened a newspaper or watched a film, were they presented with nothing but exceptionally handsome young men, and did this make them feel intimidated, inferior, because they were not as young, not as handsome? Did they then read newspaper articles ridiculing those same handsome men if they gained weight or wore something unflattering?”
    Gail Honeyman, Eleanor Oliphant Is Completely Fine

  • #21
    Gail Honeyman
    “It struck me that, in the nicest possible way, she didn't really have a personality. She was a mother.”
    Gail Honeyman, Eleanor Oliphant Is Completely Fine

  • #22
    “I had to find the courage to start saying no to things I didn't want to do because once you turn thirty, pretending starts taking a toll on your immune system. I had to learn how to say no to others and yes to myself, and today I no longer feel ashamed for not being "fun" and being down for every draining activity I'm asked to do. I'm no longer terrified I'll be judged, abandoned, rejected, or left out. And if I am, good. Turns out it's kind of my dream to be left out of doing things I don't want to do. What this means is that unless your invite involves cheese, Netflix, Mexican wrestling, Moscow mules, or actual mules, chances are, in the words of Randy Jackson, "That's gonna be a no for me, dog.”
    Whitney Cummings, I'm Fine...And Other Lies

  • #23
    John Green
    “The thing about a spiral is, if you follow it inward, it never actually ends. It just keeps tightening, infinitely.”
    John Green, Turtles All the Way Down

  • #24
    John Green
    “Actually, the problem is that I can’t lose my mind,” I said. “It’s inescapable.”
    John Green, Turtles All the Way Down

  • #25
    Charlotte Brontë
    “It does good to no woman to be flattered [by a man] who does not intend to marry her; and it is madness in all women to let a secret love kindle within them, which, if unreturned and unknown, must devour the life that feeds it; and, if discovered and responded to, must lead, ignis-fatuus-like, into miry wilds whence there is no extrication.”
    Charlotte Brontë, Jane Eyre

  • #26
    Deena Kastor
    “Oh, you're doing it again, I said to myself when I became aware of negativity, being careful not to rebuke myself and therefore wind up being negative about being negative. I told myself: Find a thought that serves you better.”
    Deena Kastor, Let Your Mind Run: A Memoir of Thinking My Way to Victory

  • #27
    “Everyone is entitled to their feelings, but it is unfair to absorb other people’s feelings.”
    Ginger Zee, Natural Disaster: I Cover Them. I Am One.

  • #28
    Anne Carson
    “You remember too much,
    my mother said to me recently.
    Why hold onto all that? And I said,
    Where can I put it down?”
    Anne Carson, Glass, Irony and God

  • #29
    Leo Tolstoy
    “If, then, I were asked for the most important advice I could give, that which I considered to be the most useful to the men of our century, I should simply say: in the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work, look around you.”
    Leo Tolstoy, Essays, Letters and Miscellanies

  • #30
    “Motherhood leaves you inevitably and profoundly changed; you can be similar to who you were - maybe? - but you'll never be the same.”
    Jessi Klein, I'll Show Myself Out: Essays on Midlife and Motherhood



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