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― Mindy Klasky, Sorcery and the Single Girl

“Men swung wildly at each other, mostly missing their intended target and hitting the women, who had handfuls of each other’s hair and were bent over turning in a circle like performing some insane dance. It was a bar fight without the bar.”
― Jana Deleon, Swamp Sniper

“I’m not playing dumb. I’m too lazy to say all the words required. My tongue gets tired.”
― Annabel Chase, Dead Last

“Not to brag or anything, but I got the high score on my scale today.”
― Darynda Jones, Bewitched

“Grandma, do we have rainwater from a full moon?” “Of course we do. What kind of witch do you think I am?”
― Lisa Bouchard, Isabella Proctor Cozy Paranormal Mysteries Books 4-6

“Getting older is like cooking bacon in the nude.” I shrugged. “You know it’s going to hurt somewhere.”
― Annabel Chase, Mint Condition

“had that tight-lipped don’t-mess-with-me look a Doberman gets when he hasn’t eaten in three days.”
― Janet Evanovich, Back to the Bedroom

“There were lots worse things than motorcycles, she told herself. Drugs, rabid bats, cholera. And”
― Janet Evanovich, Smitten: A Contemporary Romance About a Single Mom, a Rugged Carpenter, and the Love They Build

“have a plan,” Steve told him. “I’m not going to tell you about it because it’s dastardly, and you’re obviously a dog of high moral fiber.”
― Janet Evanovich, The Rocky Road to Romance

“Lady, you don’t leave town, and you’re going to be doing the traffic report from grave-side.” Daisy narrowed her eyes. “I’m not going to be intimidated by some sleaze.” Walker gave a long, loud sigh. “How’d I know you were going to say that?” He looked at Steve. “Can’t you talk some sense into her?” Steve gave Walker a what-are-you-from-the-moon? look.”
― Janet Evanovich, The Rocky Road to Romance

“was one of those men who collected women like other men collect stamps or coins. Two of his women were sitting at the table. Probably if she looked out the front window she’d see a hundred more camped out on the lawn.”
― Janet Evanovich, Wife for Hire

“shoulder. It was a gesture of condolence usually reserved for sickrooms, wakes, and the passing on of a severance check.”
― Janet Evanovich, Wife for Hire

“Better watch out,” Hank said. “I hear he only has one thing on his mind.” “Lord bless him, and he likes to play bingo too. Life don’t get much better than that.”
― Janet Evanovich, Wife for Hire

“Race-car drivers aren’t supposed to run over people. You don’t lose points, but you could get a big fine and community ser vice.”
― Janet Evanovich, Motor Mouth

“Good thing he can kill people,” Hooker said, dropping back, “because he sure as hell can’t drive.”
― Janet Evanovich, Motor Mouth

“It’s a crap shoot out there,” Rosa said. “You roll the dice and sometimes you get a bing and a bang and sometimes you get a boom. That’s why God gave women shower massage.”
― Janet Evanovich, Motor Mouth

“would have sworn fairies were too big to fit into a frog’s mouth.”
― Kim Harrison, Dead Witch Walking

“Starbucks catering to uptown snits who needed sixty different ways to brew a bean in order to not be happy with any of them.”
― Kim Harrison, Dead Witch Walking