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Bewitched (Betwixt & Between, #2) Bewitched by Darynda Jones
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“When people are dead, they don’t know they’re dead. It’s the same thing when people are stupid.”
Darynda Jones, Bewitched
“Four out of five dentists agree: lying through your teeth does NOT count as flossing. —Meme”
Darynda Jones, Bewitched
“If overthinking situations burned calories I’d be dead. —Meme”
Darynda Jones, Bewitched
“Q: How many witches does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Into what?”
Darynda Jones, Bewitched
“I mean, seriously. A dungeon? Are we talking The Princess Bride or Fifty Shades?”
Darynda Jones, Bewitched
“My generous use of the F-bomb. Because nothing said, “Fuck yes,” like the words fuck and yes.”
Darynda Jones, Bewitched
“Not to brag or anything, but I got the high score on my scale today.”
Darynda Jones, Bewitched
“If I’m ever known as the one who got away, it will be from an asylum. —Meme”
Darynda Jones, Bewitched
“Not to brag or anything, but I got the high score on my scale today. —True Fact”
Darynda Jones, Bewitched