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Bewitched by Darynda Jones
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“When people are dead, they don’t know they’re dead. It’s the same thing when people are stupid.”
― Darynda Jones, Bewitched

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“Four out of five dentists agree: lying through your teeth does NOT count as flossing. —Meme”
― Darynda Jones, Bewitched

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“If overthinking situations burned calories I’d be dead. —Meme”
― Darynda Jones, Bewitched

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“Q: How many witches does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Into what?”
― Darynda Jones, Bewitched

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“I mean, seriously. A dungeon? Are we talking The Princess Bride or Fifty Shades?”
― Darynda Jones, Bewitched

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“My generous use of the F-bomb. Because nothing said, “Fuck yes,” like the words fuck and yes.”
― Darynda Jones, Bewitched

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“Not to brag or anything, but I got the high score on my scale today.”
― Darynda Jones, Bewitched

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“If I’m ever known as the one who got away, it will be from an asylum. —Meme”
― Darynda Jones, Bewitched

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“Not to brag or anything, but I got the high score on my scale today. —True Fact”
― Darynda Jones, Bewitched

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