Swamp Sniper Quotes

“In my experience, the only thing that worked on crazy was crazier, and I could definitely top anything Sinful could deal out.”
― Jana Deleon, Swamp Sniper

“I don’t know whether to be happy he’s made my job so easy,” Carter said, “or pissed off that someone that stupid not only roams the earth, but lives in my hometown.”
― Jana Deleon, Swamp Sniper

“True,'' Ida Belle said, ''but despite all of that, he's still interested. I may be an old maid, but I know what male interest looks like.''
Gertie waved a hand at her. ''Walter slipping you a free pack of toilet paper with your grocery order hardly qualifies as the ultimate in male interest. But despite Ida Belles overblown description of her knowledge of how men think, I think she's right this time”
― Jana Deleon, Swamp Sniper

“If this day got any more ridiculous, I was going to blow my cover and turn myself over to the terrorists. I couldn’t help but think it would be easier.”
― Jana Deleon, Swamp Sniper

“The thought of having another person constantly in my space and taking his feelings into account every time I made a decision was a level of overwhelming I might never be ready for.”
― Jana Deleon, Swamp Sniper

“Men swung wildly at each other, mostly missing their intended target and hitting the women, who had handfuls of each other’s hair and were bent over turning in a circle like performing some insane dance. It was a bar fight without the bar.”
― Jana Deleon, Swamp Sniper

“I shook my head, amazed at how much women would lower their standards simply to avoid getting a job.”
― Jana Deleon, Swamp Sniper

“I nodded, completely understanding his desire to get away from people, especially people who were judging your ability to do your job when they really had zero idea what that job entailed.”
― Jana Deleon, Swamp Sniper

“Gertie.”
― Jana Deleon, Swamp Sniper

“heard Ritchie yell and peered out to see”
― Jana Deleon, Swamp Sniper

“this settled, the more likely that Ida”
― Jana Deleon, Swamp Sniper

“Asking that woman to take a sideline seat is like asking Johnny Depp to stop being hot.”
― Jana Deleon, Swamp Sniper

“sure you’re right.”
― Jana Deleon, Swamp Sniper

“The idiot wrote that message on his utility bill.”
― Jana Deleon, Swamp Sniper