Back to the Bedroom Quotes

“Howie's doctor told him to lose ten pounds, and since Howie's been on a diet he's gained three.”
― Janet Evanovich, Back to the Bedroom

“You don’t know. You’ve never been married and divorced. Everything is insurmountable when you’re married. The fact that you want to talk at the breakfast table and he insists on reading his paper is insurmountable. Leaving the seat up on the toilet is insurmountable. Getting peanut butter in the jelly jar is insurmountable. People don’t change just because they’re married. All those little habits and personality quirks that you previously thought were trivial become the bane of your existence. And the major problems, like different outlooks on life, are crushing.”
― Janet Evanovich, Back to the Bedroom

“had that tight-lipped don’t-mess-with-me look a Doberman gets when he hasn’t eaten in three days.”
― Janet Evanovich, Back to the Bedroom

“Being alone is different from being lonely, you know.”
― Janet Evanovich, Back to the Bedroom

“He couldn’t understand that, she thought, because he had no purpose to his life. He was a couch potato. He’d reverted back to childhood. He was a wasteoid. He was the man of her dreams, and she was afraid living with him would be a nightmare. His laziness and lack of motivation would drive her crazy”
― Janet Evanovich, Back to the Bedroom