Nothing Like A Good Book!!!! wood > Nothing Like A Good Book!!!!'s Quotes

“Is that a bulletproof vest? See, now that's so insulting. That's like saying I'm not smart enough to shoot you in the head."
Eddie DeChooch”
― Janet Evanovich, Seven Up

“I make lots of mistakes. I try hard not to make the same mistake more than three or four times.”
― Janet Evanovich, Three to Get Deadly

“Nice dress. Take it off.”
― Janet Evanovich

“Only men you can count on these days are Ben and Jerry.”
― Janet Evanovich

“I like the way you've let your hair go curly," he finally said. "Suits your personality. Lots of energy, not much control, sexy as hell,"
Joe Morelli to Stephanie Plum”
― Janet Evanovich, One for the Money

“I hate mornings. They start so early.”
― Janet Evanovich, Plum Spooky

“In my opinion, the only good spider is a dead spider, and women's rights aren't worth dick if they mean I can't ask a man to do my bug squashing.”
― Janet Evanovich, One for the Money

“He [Ranger] stopped in front of my parents' house, and we both looked to the door. My mother and my grandmother were standing there, watching us.
"I'm not sure I feel comfortable about the way your grandma looks at me," Ranger said.
[Stephanie] "She wants to see you naked."
"I wish you hadn't told me that, babe."
"Everyone I know wants to see you naked."
"And you?"
"Never crossed my mind." I held my breath when I said it, and I hoped God wouldn't stike me down dead for lying.”
― Janet Evanovich, Hard Eight

“Either get out of bed or else take your clothes off," he said. "I'm not in the mood to compromise.”
― Janet Evanovich

“I attributed the incidence to temporary insanity, and in my own defense, I'd like to say I haven't run over anyone since.”
― Janet Evanovich, One for the Money

“Here's a basic difference between Morelli and me. My first thought was always of cake. His first thought was always of sex. Don't get me wrong. I like sex . . . a lot. But it's never going to replace cake.”
― Janet Evanovich, Eleven on Top

“Calories don’t count if they’re connected to a celebration. Everyone knows this.”
― Janet Evanovich, Hard Eight

“My dad once told me that one day I’d meet someone who drives me so crazy I want to strangle her and yet never would because I can’t bear for her to be gone. Well, that’s when I’ll know I’ve met a woman worth keeping.”
― Ella Frank, Exquisite

“I believe in fate and I believe you were supposed to walk into my life, so Mason could walk into yours.”
― Ella Frank, Exquisite

“He paused leaning over to lay his lips on hers, “It’s time to feel again. Let me save you from yourself. You were drowning when I found you, but I’m not letting you go, not without a fight.” He kissed her sweetly and moved back standing up and over her. Lena looked up at his out stretched hand.
“Take my hand Lena.” He offered and she knew he meant it in a way that went far beyond offering to help her stand.”
― Ella Frank, Exquisite

“I've got the peaches, you bring the cream.”
― Ella Frank, Exquisite

“He trailed his eyes down over her beautiful breasts then told her, “You’re going to keep your mouth shut and I’m going togive you that Orgasm you asked for.” He thought for a moment she was going to tell him to get lost, but instead she leaned her head back against the wall and pushed her hips out toward him.”
― Ella Frank, Exquisite

“You make me want things that I’d forgotten I wanted.”
― Ella Frank, Try

“God is there anything sexier than a man who reads?
Yes Rachel decided, there is something sexier. A bossy man that reads—that is sexier.”
― Ella Frank, Edible

“So… what’s your truth, Logan?” Logan stared at him so intently that Tate wondered what was going on inside his head before he replied, “I think you are,” leaving Tate speechless.”
― Ella Frank, Try

“Life is too short to be lived badly.”
― Marjane Satrapi, Persepolis 2: The Story of a Return

“When I discover who I am, I’ll be free.”
― Ralph Ellison, Invisible Man

“A room without books is like a body without a soul.”
― Marcus Tullius Cicero

“Axel Reid, you wake up right now!” I yell. “Get your paws off my tit and call your dick off its search for my pussy, he found it asshole, now back off.”
― Harper Sloan, Axel

“She was mine.
She is mine.
She will always fucking be mine.”
― Harper Sloan, Axel

“Fate might hate me, but that doesn't stop me from hoping one day she forgets about her favorite chew toy. When that day comes I hope karma has some fun with that bitch fate”
― Harper Sloan, Axel

“Jesus, what are you doing to me?” He whispered. “Nothing,” I gasped, when his tongue circled my ear. “Baby, if that’s nothing, you’re gonna kill me when it means something.”
― C.P. Smith, A Reason to Breathe

“I still love him. This man that I have thought was forever lost to me. If I am completely honest with myself, I never stopped loving him. But, all this knowledge shouldn’t scare me. The teenage love we shared over a decade ago has grown with such a power that it will kill me if I lose it again.”
― Harper Sloan, Axel

“You made that same whimpering noise when my fingers were deep inside you.”
― Aurora Rose Reynolds, Until July

“Ideas are easy. It's the execution of ideas that really separates the sheep from the goats.”
― Sue Grafton