Plum Spooky Quotes

“I hate mornings. They start so early.”
― Janet Evanovich, Plum Spooky

“Truth is, I'm a good Catholic girl. The faith has always been elusive, but the guilt is intractable. ”
― Janet Evanovich, Plum Spooky

“I have bad car juju."
-Stephanie Plum”
― Janet Evanovich, Plum Spooky

“[Stephanie] That's not the point. I can't just let monkeys loose in Trenton.
[Lula] Why not? There's all kinds of crazy shit loose in Trenton.”
― Janet Evanovich, Plum Spooky

“Ranger’s gonna hate this,” Tank said. “Better to get shot than to have to explain the gate. Bad enough I got a horse that smells like his shower gel.”
― Janet Evanovich, Plum Spooky

“He doesn’t look very smart,” Diesel said. “He’s not even giving me the finger.”
“Can monkey’s do that?” Hal asked.
Carl gave him the finger.
“Cool!” Hal said.”
― Janet Evanovich, Plum Spooky

“I’ll be real discreet,” Tank said.
As discreet as a six-foot-six, no-neck guy weighing three hundred and fifty pounds, all dressed in black SWAT clothes, with a Glock holstered at his side could be.”
― Janet Evanovich, Plum Spooky

“Stephanie Plum, off-road warrior. Now this was the way it should be, I thought. Taking action. Hauling ass in the woods behind Diesel. Well, okay – truthfully, I wanted to be in front of Diesel. I wanted to ride point, lead the charge, be the big kahuna. Unfortunately, Diesel was the one who’d memorized the aerial map. And he was supposedly the one with super senses.
‘Big whoop-de-do, super senses,’ I said.
‘I heard that,’ Diesel yelled back to me.
‘No, you didn’t.’
‘Yes. I did.”
― Janet Evanovich, Plum Spooky

“Diesel is back," Ranger said.
Yes. How did you know?"
I woke uo with a migraine this morning," Ranger said.”
― Janet Evanovich, Plum Spooky

“Sweetie, nothing that flies looks safe, including birds.”
― Janet Evanovich, Plum Spooky

“Have you eaten?' I asked Diesel.

When?'

Recently.'

No.”
― Janet Evanovich, Plum Spooky

“And from where I was sitting his ass looked like little Bear's bed...not too hard, and not too soft, but just right.”
― Janet Evanovich, Plum Spooky

“Your monkey was looking under the stall doors in the ladies' room,' I told Diesel.
'That's my boy,' Diesel said.”
― Janet Evanovich, Plum Spooky

“Think of this as an adventure, Diesel said.
I’m from Jersey. I get my adventure on the Turnpike.”
― Janet Evanovich, Plum Spooky

“How’s it going?” Morelli wanted to know. “It’s average. Stole a truck. Blew up a house. Brought seven monkeys home with me. And now I have a naked man in my shower.” “Yeah, same ol’, same ol’,” Morelli said.”
― Janet Evanovich, Plum Spooky (A Stephanie Plum Between the Numbers/Holiday Novel, #4)

“My skill level is so high I do things I don’t even try to do.”
― Janet Evanovich, Plum Spooky (A Stephanie Plum Between the Numbers/Holiday Novel, #4)

“haunches, looking dejected. “Where’s the other monkey?” I asked him. Carl looked up. The monkey was in a tree. “What’s he doing there?” Carl shrugged. “This was a stupid idea,” I said to Diesel. “Yeah, but at least you walked off your sausage-and-egg sandwich. It would have gone straight to your ass.” “I’m going back to Gail’s house, and then”
― Janet Evanovich, Plum Spooky (A Stephanie Plum Between the Numbers/Holiday Novel, #4)

“What did you do?” “Blew up a fuel depot, stole twelve rockets and made off with them in a stolen van, got kidnapped by a maniac, and had dinner with a guy who farted fire.” “That would be funny, but I’m worried it’s all true.” “It’s been a long couple days.” “Did he really fart fire?” Morelli asked.”
― Janet Evanovich, Plum Spooky (A Stephanie Plum Between the Numbers/Holiday Novel, #4)

“I swear,” Hal said, “this place is like the Bermuda Triangle. It’s friggin’ spooky. I went out to feed the monkeys last night, and I saw the Easter Bunny walking down the road with Sasquatch. And now there are rockets shooting into the sky from nowhere.”
― Janet Evanovich, Plum Spooky (A Stephanie Plum Between the Numbers/Holiday Novel, #4)

“I’m a glass-is-half-full person now, and your sorry ass is still in half-empty country.”
― Janet Evanovich, Plum Spooky (A Stephanie Plum Between the Numbers/Holiday Novel, #4)

“Diesel was at the dining room table working on my computer when I walked in. “What’s the word on the naked woman?” he asked. “I managed to get her out of Morelli’s bed, but she came back and shot his brother in the ass with a nail gun.” Diesel pushed back in his chair and smiled wide. “I’d ask for details, but they might be disappointing compared to what I’m thinking.”
― Janet Evanovich, Plum Spooky (A Stephanie Plum Between the Numbers/Holiday Novel, #4)

“Why would Munch want barium?”
― Janet Evanovich, Plum Spooky (A Stephanie Plum Between the Numbers/Holiday Novel, #4)

“Yeah. My skill level is so high I do things I don’t even try to do.”
― Janet Evanovich, Plum Spooky (A Stephanie Plum Between the Numbers/Holiday Novel, #4)