“Oh thank God, please you have to help me!” begged the human. “She tied me up, she wants to kill me!”
I arched a brow. “Is that so?”
“She’s insane!”
I folded my arms across my chest. “Well, the good news is, she’s totally sane. The bad news is my fiancée here is a crazy, homicidal bitch and she wants to kill you.”
―
Suzanne Wright,
Here Be Sexist Vampires