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  • #1
    P.G. Wodehouse
    “As we grow older and realize more clearly the limitations of human happiness, we come to see that the only real and abiding pleasure in life is to give pleasure to other people.”
    P.G. Wodehouse, Something Fresh

  • #2
    Joseph Heller
    “Why are they going to disappear him?'
    I don't know.'
    It doesn't make sense. It isn't even good grammar.”
    Joseph Heller, Catch-22

  • #3
    P.G. Wodehouse
    “What's the use of a great city having temptations if fellows don't yield to them?”
    P.G. Wodehouse, Carry On, Jeeves

  • #4
    P.G. Wodehouse
    “Into the face of the young man who sat on the terrace of the Hotel Magnifique at Cannes there had crept a look of furtive shame, the shifty hangdog look which announces that an Englishman is about to speak French.”
    P.G. Wodehouse, The Luck of the Bodkins

  • #5
    P.G. Wodehouse
    “You're one of those guys who can make a party just by leaving it. It's a great gift.”
    P.G. Wodehouse, The Girl in Blue
    tags: humor

  • #6
    Joseph Heller
    “What is a country? A country is a piece of land surrounded on all sides by boundaries, usually unnatural. Englishmen are dying for England, Americans are dying for America, Germans are dying for Germany, Russians are dying for Russia. There are now fifty or sixty countries fighting in this war. Surely so many countries can't all be worth dying for.”
    Joseph Heller, Catch-22

  • #7
    Mary Ann Shaffer
    “Have you ever noticed that when your mind is awakened or drawn to someone new, that person's name suddenly pops up everywhere you go? My friend Sophie calls it coincidence, and Mr. Simpless, my parson friend, calls it Grace. He thinks that if one cares deeply about someone or something new one throws a kind of energy out into the world, and "fruitfulness" is drawn in. ”
    Mary Ann Shaffer, The Guernsey Literary and Potato Peel Pie Society

  • #9
    P.G. Wodehouse
    “It's a funny thing about looking for things. If you hunt for a needle in a haystack you don't find it. If you don't give a darn whether you ever see the needle or not it runs into you the first time you lean against the stack.”
    P.G. Wodehouse, The Man With Two Left Feet and Other Stories
    tags: humor

  • #9
    Albert Einstein
    “I believe in intuitions and inspirations...I sometimes FEEL that I am right. I do not KNOW that I am.”
    Albert Einstein

  • #12
    Christopher Hitchens
    “I have not been able to discover whether there exists a precise French equivalent for the common Anglo-American expression 'killing time.' It's a very crass and breezy expression, when you ponder it for a moment, considering that time, after all, is killing us.”
    Christopher Hitchens, Love, Poverty, and War: Journeys and Essays

  • #13
    Arthur Conan Doyle
    “How sweet the morning air is! See how that one little cloud floats like a pink feather from some gigantic flamingo. Now the red rim of the sun pushes itself over the London cloud-bank. It shines on a good many folk, but on none, I dare bet, who are on a stranger errand than you and I. How small we feel with our petty ambitions and strivings in the presence of the great elemental forces of Nature!”
    Arthur Conan Doyle, Sherlock Holmes: The Complete Novels and Stories, Volume I

  • #13
    Helene Hanff
    “I have these guilts about never having read Chaucer but I was talked out of learning Early Anglo-Saxon / Middle English by a friend who had to take it for her Ph.D. They told her to write an essay in Early Anglo-Saxon on any-subject-of-her-own-choosing. “Which is all very well,” she said bitterly, “but the only essay subject you can find enough Early Anglo-Saxon words for is ‘How to Slaughter a Thousand Men in a Mead Hall’.”
    Helene Hanff, 84, Charing Cross Road

  • #13
    Paulo Coelho
    “To me, a witch is a woman that is capable of letting her intuition take hold of her actions, that communes with her environment, that isn't afraid of facing challenges.”
    Paulo Coelho

  • #14
    Arthur Conan Doyle
    “Everything I have to say has already crossed your mind."
    "Then possibly my answer has crossed yours.”
    Arthur Conan Doyle, The Memoirs of Sherlock Holmes

  • #16
    Joseph Heller
    “From now on I'm thinking only of me."

    Major Danby replied indulgently with a superior smile: "But, Yossarian, suppose everyone felt that way."

    "Then," said Yossarian, "I'd certainly be a damned fool to feel any other way, wouldn't I?”
    Joseph Heller, Catch-22

  • #17
    Bette Midler
    “When it's three o'clock in New York, it's still 1938 in London. ”
    Bette Midler

  • #18
    Mikhail Bulgakov
    “The tongue can conceal the truth, but the eyes never! You're asked an unexpected question, you don't even flinch, it takes just a second to get yourself under control, you know just what you have to say to hide the truth, and you speak very convincingly, and nothing in your face twitches to give you away. But the truth, alas, has been disturbed by the question, and it rises up from the depths of your soul to flicker in your eyes and all is lost.”
    Mikhail Bulgakov, The Master and Margarita

  • #19
    Mikhail Bulgakov
    “Kindness. The only possible method when dealing with a living creature. You'll get nowhere with an animal if you use terror, no matter what its level of development may be. That I have maintained, do maintain and always will maintain. People who think you can use terror are quite wrong. No, no, terror is useless, whatever its colour – white, red or even brown! Terror completely paralyses the nervous system.”
    Mikhail Bulgakov, Heart of a Dog

  • #20
    Oscar Wilde
    “How you can sit there, calmly eating muffins when we are in this horrible trouble, I can’t make out. You seem to me to be perfectly heartless."

    "Well, I can’t eat muffins in an agitated manner. The butter would probably get on my cuffs. One should always eat muffins quite calmly. It is the only way to eat them."

    "I say it’s perfectly heartless your eating muffins at all, under the circumstances.”
    Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest

  • #22
    Oscar Wilde
    “Never speak disrespectfully of Society, Algernon. Only people who can’t get into it do that.”
    Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest

  • #23
    Joseph Heller
    “mankind is resilient: the atrocities that horrified us a week ago become acceptable tomorrow.”
    Joseph Heller

  • #26
    William Shakespeare
    “Music, moody food
    Of us that trade in love.”
    William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra

  • #29
    Oscar Wilde
    “Good heavens, I suppose a man may eat his own muffins in his own garden."
    "But you have just said it was perfectly heartless to eat muffins!"
    "I said it was perfectly heartless of YOU under the circumstances. That is a very different thing."
    "That may be, but the muffins are the same!”
    Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest

  • #31
    Charles Dickens
    “LONDON. Michaelmas Term lately over, and the Lord Chancellor sitting in Lincoln’s Inn Hall. Implacable November weather. As much mud in the streets as if the waters had but newly retired from the face of the earth, and it would not be wonderful to meet a Megalosaurus, forty feet long or so, waddling like an elephantine lizard up Holborn Hill. Smoke lowering down from chimney-pots, making a soft black drizzle, with flakes of soot in it as big as full-grown snow-flakes — gone into mourning, one might imagine, for the death of the sun. Dogs, undistinguishable in mire. Horses, scarcely better; splashed to their very blinkers. Foot passengers, jostling one another’s umbrellas in a general infection of ill-temper, and losing their foot-hold at street-corners, where tens of thousands of other foot passengers have been slipping and sliding since the day broke (if the day ever broke), adding new deposits to the crust upon crust of mud, sticking at those points tenaciously to the pavement, and accumulating at compound interest.

    Fog everywhere. Fog up the river, where it flows among green aits and meadows; fog down the river, where it rolls defiled among the tiers of shipping and the waterside pollutions of a great (and dirty) city. Fog on the Essex marshes, fog on the Kentish heights. Fog creeping into the cabooses of collier-brigs; fog lying out on the yards, and hovering in the rigging of great ships; fog drooping on the gunwales of barges and small boats. Fog in the eyes and throats of ancient Greenwich pensioners, wheezing by the firesides of their wards; fog in the stem and bowl of the afternoon pipe of the wrathful skipper, down in his close cabin; fog cruelly pinching the toes and fingers of his shivering little ’prentice boy on deck. Chance people on the bridges peeping over the parapets into a nether sky of fog, with fog all round them, as if they were up in a balloon, and hanging in the misty clouds.

    Gas looming through the fog in divers places in the streets, much as the sun may, from the spongey fields, be seen to loom by husbandman and ploughboy. Most of the shops lighted two hours before their time — as the gas seems to know, for it has a haggard and unwilling look.

    The raw afternoon is rawest, and the dense fog is densest, and the muddy streets are muddiest near that leaden-headed old obstruction, appropriate ornament for the threshold of a leaden-headed old corporation, Temple Bar. And hard by Temple Bar, in Lincoln’s Inn Hall, at the very heart of the fog, sits the Lord High Chancellor in his High Court of Chancery.”
    Charles Dickens, Bleak House

  • #32
    Oscar Wilde
    “I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train.”
    Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest

  • #32
    William Shakespeare
    “My salad days,
    When I was green in judgment: cold in blood,
    To say as I said then! But, come, away;
    Get me ink and paper:
    He shall have every day a several greeting,
    Or I'll unpeople Egypt.”
    William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra

  • #33
    Ivan Turgenev
    “If we wait for the moment when everything, absolutely everything is ready, we shall never begin.”
    Ivan Turgenev

  • #35
    Oscar Wilde
    “Yes: I am a dreamer. For a dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world.”
    Oscar Wilde, The Critic As Artist: With Some Remarks on the Importance of Doing Nothing and Discussing Everything

  • #36
    Michel de Montaigne
    “I find I am much prouder of the victory I obtain over myself, when, in the very ardor of dispute, I make myself submit to my adversary’s force of reason, than I am pleased with the victory I obtain over him through his weakness.”
    Michel de Montaigne, The Complete Essays

  • #37
    D.H. Lawrence
    “She herself had never been able to be altogether herself: it had been denied her.”
    D.H. Lawrence, Lady Chatterley's Lover



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